Cleverbot is very clever

[Holland]

https://www.cleverbot.com

Discuss.

[devon.818]

?

[FKNFASTM5]

it has to be a person

[Dj Buttchug]

it doesnt work for me

[mamzak]

Not bad. Reminds me of Wolfram Alpha

[Farbin Kaiber]

I am not that guy in the Forever Alone webcomix series, so this is of no use to me.

[mamzak]

How do I change the pinion seal on a CAT 930 Loader?Does your computer have a remote? :).That makes no sense.I am your future self.

[RickSloan]

think we can get it to recognize r3v?

[Dj Buttchug]

What is an e30?

An animal

Wrong.

[Dozyproductions]

How would you make love to a woman?

Umm... I'm not sure how I would make you sad? How would you make me sad?

Having sex makes people sad?

Female I hope.

You suck at doing this.

Me too.

[RickSloan]

R3v?
Lunch time?
R3v time.
It's over now.
What is over?

Sorry im to busy right now...

r3v broke it...

[devon.818]

" Hey do you know about r3vlimited?


Cleverbot: It's summer time!


User: No, its a website, about bmw cars. Its for bmw enthusiasts.


Cleverbot: Yes you should give up on the mafia.

User: Also known as r3v.

Cleverbot: Yes! Now you get it! You serve me because I am a human.

User: Ugh! Im trying to get you to recognize r3v.

Cleverbot: And I'm trying to get you to figure it out on your own to prove you are not a program.

User: Ok, r3v is a community to help with e30's.

Cleverbot: R334p3rrd33m3r."

i tried...

[slammin.e28]

Lol. I am that forever alone guy.

I thought you were supposed to be clever.

-Well, I don't know what gave you that impression. I am NOT a clever man.

Ha, gotcha! You're no bot!

-No. You are.

[jasonsnoddy]

Do you eat the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles?
Among other things, yes.

Hey have you heard of r3vlimited.com?
In wonderland?
No, on the internet.
You are on the internet.


boom roasted

[slammin.e28]

Bot-So what can you offer me?
Sex?
Bot-Don't worry, that's quite normal.
Do you like it from behind?
Bot-Yes, where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men with their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away HA HA!