So I met this girl at a bar...

[Kershaw]

[slammin.e28]

If you donate, she will come.

You would know wouldn't you!

Har har har!




I apologize.

[Maluco]

comprehension fail for jew. :( Sorry to tell you this but all girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

I would entertain the fuck out of a bar regular who would ask me about timing advance, roll centers and camber curves. Smart girls are fucking awesome.

She does have an error in her notes though.

LOL you guys crack me up. So the plot thickens... texts were bounced back n forth after she sent me those pics...

Her: So ummm. I have to tell you something..

Me: If it involves herpes or some other incurable disease, I will probably have to end you.

Her: Lol no. I have a bf.

Me: Do I know him? Better yet, does he know me?

Her: Don't worry he's not gonna find out but yea you know. It's Joe at the Ram.

Me: Joe..... Joey the bartender???????? The 210lb 6'3 wall of muscle Joey?! Yes please don't tell him, lol.

Her: Haha don't worry babe. We're done anyways. I just haven't moved out yet bc our lease isn't done til sept.





....... I have not responded yet. Keep in mind I'm 5'10 150lbs. I'm no slouch but this guy does amateur MMA in light heavyweight locally. I'm sure he'll never find out... Unless he likes e30's as well.

^That's the bad brand of crazy.

Ugh. I doubt that is the whole story. Guarantee she is sugar coating it (and what sparkles said).

she doesn't drive an e30. she drives a mkii golf 2.0 16v and a 2008 Yamaha R1

and all this is what was meant by my post... Most of us know the likes. I can't stand their type. MKii Golf, a Bike, and dates an amateur MMA fighter. Although, getting ass is getting ass.

....last thursday. She brought up how her car was running weird and she needed help to fix it (cam sensor). Then this chick wanted to know how a fucking combustion engine works at 1 in the morning, lol. I explained it to her on a napkin and for some reason she was really intrigued when I got to the fuel part.... Octane to be exact. I told her to read up on it. About this time it was last call and I wasn't able to close the deal.

Fast forward to last night........... I'm at the same bar, after work, enjoying a beer. Out of nowhere she sneaks up on me. This chick busts out NOTES in my face on octane and its properties. I was like,"holy shit(wtf)". Needless to say, I wanted to fuck her brains out so I humored her. It all went uphill from there and I made babies on her stomach. :) When I woke up this morning, I found this in my back pocket....................



Pretty good night overall. I was going through a 4 month dry spell so it kinda felt like winning a trophy last night, lol.

HOLY SHIT. don't let her go because 99.89999999% are not like that.

lol, fail. see above in bold









I'd check my wallet and get some STD/culture tests going....

[phreshkid]

If you build it, they will come.

[LJ851]

Bike chicks are crazy--awesome but crazy. And I mean the batshit variety, not normal-crazy.

+1 Reasonably attractive girl or better + rides sportbike= Trouble. If bike is 1000cc or greater multiply Trouble X 3.

[imsotyerred]

....... I have not responded yet. Keep in mind I'm 5'10 150lbs. I'm no slouch but this guy does amateur MMA in light heavyweight locally. I'm sure he'll never find out... Unless he likes e30's as well.

you have just guaranteed that he will find out

also, not your fault, hers

[HarryPotter]

Bro joeys my boy, Youre dead.

[TurboJake]

Couple words.

When I met my woman, She was engaged.
That was 4 years ago now.
She no longer believes in marriage.
And, she hunts down chicks for us at the bar.





FWIW
Carry on

[Anguz]

Couple words.

When I met my woman, She was engaged.
That was 4 years ago now.
She no longer believes in marriage.
And, she hunts down chicks for us at the bar.





FWIW
Carry on

[scabzzzz]

The more I read about this girl, the more I'm about to come up to Indy and whisk her away in my magical Heeter look-a-like pink race car.

:thumbsup:

[TurboJake]

Call it all you want. Don't mind a bit.
I keep telling her to sign up on here. I'm sick of telling her what to do when she's working on her E30

[Dozyproductions]

and all this is what was meant by my post... Most of us know the likes. I can't stand their type. MKii Golf, a Bike, and dates an amateur MMA fighter. Although, getting ass is getting ass.






lol, fail. see above in bold









I'd check my wallet and get some STD/culture tests going....

And you can't always tell how a woman is just but the information but touche sir.

[zxert]

They're living together

=

They're still banging

FACT

Get tested. Tell him before she does. You had no idea she was dating.

BTW if she wasn't banging him she wouldn't feel guilty enough to tell you she had a BF she would just say I'm still living with my EX due to lease.

Seriously if someone bangs my wife and knows me they BETTER fucking tell me because if I find out otherwise I will crush their skull.

Why am I now angry?

[TurboJake]

Get tested. Tell him before she does. You had no idea she was dating.

Man code.
QTMFT

Quickest way to absolve it. Just go to the bar, order a couple drinks, and say "Hey man, I have a text I need to show you".

[greanthumb]

they're living together

=

they're still banging

fact

get tested. Tell him before she does. You had no idea she was dating.

Btw if she wasn't banging him she wouldn't feel guilty enough to tell you she had a bf she would just say i'm still living with my ex due to lease.

Seriously if someone bangs my wife and knows me they better fucking tell me because if i find out otherwise i will crush their skull.

Why am i now angry?

REAL SPIt