So I met this girl at a bar...

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  • rwh11385
    lance_entities
    • Oct 2003
    • 18403

    #91
    Originally posted by Brandon12V
    For the record, the closest thing she's had was an e36 //M3(supposedly). She showed me pics of it. I guess she traded it for the R1.
    Which color was it?


    Which bar? That determines the likelihood of you having teh AIDS now.

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    • AbeSonic
      Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
      • Sep 2010
      • 3635

      #92
      ...So did I miss the pics if her or what?
      All I saw was a cum soaked blanket lol

      out dated sig is out dated

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      • Wh33lhop
        R3V OG
        • Feb 2009
        • 11705

        #93
        Page 2 dude.
        paint sucks

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        • be34st
          E30 Fanatic
          • Mar 2010
          • 1277

          #94
          IMHO, I'd fuck her into the ground until shit gets too crazy, and then go ghost.

          But, I caution taking my advice. I've been called a whore 3 times today alone. lol.

          Seriously though, If she has a boyfriend and she fvcked you without mentioning it, shes a whore. Don't invest too much time in this one. And use her for practice...she deserves it for being scandalous in the first place. And always pull out.

          07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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          • TwoJ's
            R3V Elite
            • Oct 2005
            • 4908

            #95
            I like her illustrations of hydrocarbons. Good work.

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            • Massimo
              No R3VLimiter
              • Jan 2008
              • 3207

              #96
              Here is something you can buy her

              sigpic

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              • z31maniac
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Dec 2007
                • 17566

                #97
                Originally posted by be34st
                IMHO, I'd fuck her into the ground until shit gets too crazy, and then go ghost.
                Real players go to their place, you can't go "ghost" if she knows where you live. ;)
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                • evandael
                  R3VLimited
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 2881

                  #98
                  yeah.. if you want a real relationship, one night this shit. you better not have hit it again.

                  if you get texts or a call back in a couple months, maybe, MAYBE, consider seeing her again. that way you know you weren't just a conquest.



                  if you have visions of rings in your eyes, this girl could break you. don't chance it dude.

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                  • Mlarsen
                    R3V Elite
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 4082

                    #99
                    She seems like a hot box. One piece of advice. If you took her home from the bar chances are someone else has taken her home from the bar. If you catch my drift. Keep fucking her, that is all.

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                    • b*saint
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • May 2006
                      • 3794

                      #100
                      Id say don't date her or keep her. She fucks around on her boyfriend.
                      Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                      • be34st
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 1277

                        #101
                        Originally posted by z31maniac
                        Real players go to their place, you can't go "ghost" if she knows where you live. ;)
                        Of course. They can never know where you reside. That would create major problems...especially because that's where I park my E30 at night, and angry girls will eff your car up!

                        07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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                        • z31maniac
                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 17566

                          #102
                          ^That's what I'm saying, they went back to his place, so that option is now gone.
                          Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
                          Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries

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                          One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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                          • devon.818
                            Banned
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 2937

                            #103
                            slather on the jelly, get some motor oil, a handful of pickles and dive into that mess!

                            i would stick my shifter in her....literally!

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                            • priapism
                              E30 Enthusiast
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 1182

                              #104
                              Originally posted by Desaevious
                              She'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.
                              Truth. She's likely crazy. Either this will be a crazy love story or you will come sobbing back to us in 5 months, a desperately heartbroken, shattered shell of a man.
                              sigpic
                              -Sean : 91 Calypso 325i : Castro Motorsports SoCal Spec E30 #33

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                              • Wh33lhop
                                R3V OG
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 11705

                                #105
                                Originally posted by b*saint
                                Id say don't date her or keep her. She fucks around on her boyfriend.
                                You're like a giant... cock blocking robot. Like, developed in a secret fucking government lab.
                                paint sucks

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