So I met this girl at a bar...

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  • priapism
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Mar 2010
    • 1182

    #106
    Wait, she's into that shit, she's dating (and LIVING WITH) an MMA guy, sending you naked pics, and rides an R1? You know that means she has 100s of guys constantly riding her jock all day long right?

    She's nuts. I rescind my former suggestion. Run, run as fast as you can. 99.9% of girls who ride sportbikes are just flat batshit nuts, and even if they aren't, the constant onslaught of cock is something no human can compete with. Cherish the past and move the fuck on ASAP!
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    • bloodshot-e30
      E30 Fanatic
      • Mar 2010
      • 1494

      #107
      keep her!
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      • Brandon12V
        E30 Fanatic
        • Feb 2008
        • 1318

        #108
        bwahaha I love how r3v sways like witch-burning mobs! should I just burn her and be done with it?

        Originally posted by Ryan...
        It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.

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        • devon.818
          Banned
          • Feb 2011
          • 2937

          #109
          Originally posted by Brandon12V
          bwahaha I love how r3v sways like witch-burning mobs! should I just burn her and be done with it?
          on the real bro, she does seem awesome, and crazy, and all kinds of bad ass. this is my kinda girl, love them, they drive me insane, and it usually ends in an epic catastrophe! reason is, the only girls that can handle/put up with my shit, are just as insane as i am.

          so if you think you can handle her, go for it. im guessing she's a huge nympho, another plus...as long as you can keep up with her/satisfy her, or else she'll find it with someone who can...

          REMEMBER, she chose you for a reason bro. she owns you now.

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          • priapism
            E30 Enthusiast
            • Mar 2010
            • 1182

            #110
            Originally posted by devon.818
            REMEMBER, she chose you for a reason bro. she owns you now.
            She chose the other guy she slept with that night too.
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            • slammin.e28
              שמע ישראל
              • May 2010
              • 12054

              #111
              I like Persian chicks. /thread.
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              • ill4noreason
                R3VLimited
                • Sep 2010
                • 2710

                #112
                Fuck that bitch she seems like a nasty ho... She will do the same thing to you if you let her. Get away while you can if not she may just set fire to your E30... Even if you have to wait 4 more months to get laid again it's better than dealing with a psycho slut in the long run. Most of the time instant gratification isn't the best thing for you even though it feels like it is. Now Go bang a new girl tonight forget about her and move on... I have lived this scenario out a few years ago and really wish I could get three years of my life back.
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                • slammin.e28
                  שמע ישראל
                  • May 2010
                  • 12054

                  #113
                  I love how everybody is saying the same thing, over and over.
                  1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                  • Fusion
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 3658

                    #114
                    My visit to r3v a couple weeks ago:
                    - This is pictures
                    - Ramdom cool story bro
                    - Boobs
                    - Wheel thread
                    - Naked redheads
                    - Ramdom 70's car burning rubber

                    My visit to r3v today:
                    - Suspension thread
                    - Pictures of mancream on a bed
                    - Dude freaks out during drifting

                    The site is scarred forever.

                    Nice find btw.

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                    • z31maniac
                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 17566

                      #115
                      Originally posted by Brandon12V
                      bwahaha I love how r3v sways like witch-burning mobs! should I just burn her and be done with it?
                      That's probably the best bet.
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                      • chadthestampede
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 3600

                        #116
                        The only thing burning is going to be your pee.
                        Originally posted by LJ851
                        I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                        • Ryan...
                          R3VLimited
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 2448

                          #117
                          Originally posted by Brandon12V
                          she drives a 2008 Yamaha R1
                          Marry her.
                          2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

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                          • Wh33lhop
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 11705

                            #118
                            Originally posted by chadthestampede
                            The only thing burning is going to be your pee.
                            lol
                            paint sucks

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                            • DTM190
                              E30 Enthusiast
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 1107

                              #119
                              Originally posted by chadthestampede
                              The only thing burning is going to be your pee.
                              Best.

                              Karma. If she has really split with him why not ride it for practice and push the boundaries.

                              If she is still with him just be prepared for the karma, it happens. Trust me
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                              Originally posted by der affe
                              first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                              if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                              • Massimo
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 3207

                                #120
                                See where it goes don't get your self attached yet play her and see how committed she becomes first.

                                Problem solved.

                                In all honesty I would try very hard to tame this wild girl, having someone who you can talk cars and combustion engines with for the rest of your life is better then sex in the long run.
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