R3V.....i need thy help. (best excuse to get the day off)

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  • Pantless Spency
    It's McRib time!!!
    • Feb 2011
    • 7284

    #1

    R3V.....i need thy help. (best excuse to get the day off)

    so my homies are in Santa Cruz from (today) Friday-Wednesday. and i happen to work every single one of those god forsaken 6 days in a row.
    my boss will be at other locations of our business where other people have actually requested there days off.

    (i wish i knew they were going there before they said it on facebook the day of -_-)

    but anyways, i haven't seen these people in like a year + and they are like family to me, one of them a member here (GCmark) also his son is a member (grip2spare) he doesn't go on much tho. but yeah i grew up with these people and i need to get there for at least one day just to hangout with them.

    so. i need you're help to come up with the most bullet proof excuse to give to my boss to get atleast one or maybe two days off (stay the night there lol)

    cmon r3v you guys can really save the day.
    thanks,
    pantless.
  • 5Toes
    Banned
    • May 2010
    • 9836

    #2
    Your car is broken down... and you need a day to fix it so you can get to work everyday on time?

    Ive never had a job :D

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    • Pantless Spency
      It's McRib time!!!
      • Feb 2011
      • 7284

      #3
      ^^^ lol? ive been driving my parents truck to work/school and sometimes if im lucky to skate or see my girl haha.

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      • urbancynic
        Grease Monkey
        • Dec 2008
        • 384

        #4
        You have violent bouts of Diarhea.

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        • 5Toes
          Banned
          • May 2010
          • 9836

          #5
          Fake a pet emergency

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          • mrsleeve
            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
            • Mar 2005
            • 16385

            #6
            ummm what do you do for a living??? May have a bearing on what or how you can get days off.


            how about. maybe being straight up with you boss might help, or how about getting a coworker to cover 1 or 2 of your shifts, (you know trade days off)

            Other wise food poisoning, just dont get caught
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            • Pantless Spency
              It's McRib time!!!
              • Feb 2011
              • 7284

              #7
              ^ lol.
              well i work for a storage facility that has multiple locations, each location only has one person working at it.... except mine has me and my boss. so he is covering my co workers shifts in different cities the days i need off. pretty much just shit out both ends hahahaha.

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              • der affe
                Moderator
                Technical
                • Dec 2005
                • 8452

                #8
                Quit, you'll have tons of free time then.
                seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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                • mikeedler
                  R3V OG
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 6707

                  #9
                  just call in sick, say you are dizzy and can't get out of bed.......
                  or do the correct thing and tell him the truth.

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                  • Lodsin
                    Mod Crazy
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 734

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mikeedler
                    or do the correct thing and tell him the truth.
                    Depends on your boss.

                    But a good one is call the night before and say your alternator belt snapped and your battery is old/dying so it wont start.

                    Hopefully he doesnt tell you to take a cab :(.

                    Edit: you can also say you went to visit your family in another state when it happend.

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                    • mtechnik
                      R3V OG
                      • May 2006
                      • 6156

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Lodsin

                      Hopefully he doesnt tell you to take a cab :(.
                      I totally just pictured that as a movie scene. :):)



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                      • z31maniac
                        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 17566

                        #12
                        If your boss is cool, I'd just be honest.

                        If he's a dick, well then quit, hang out with them for the week, then find a new job.
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                        • Raxe
                          R3V Elite
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5346

                          #13
                          Bomb threat?

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                          • Kershaw
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 11822

                            #14
                            i wouldnt work at a job where i couldnt take a day or two off if i wanted.

                            i'd tell them to fuck off. dont be a bitch. there are other jobs out there. unless they are paying you over $20/hour it's not that serious of a job for a teenager. (you're a teen right?)
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                            • CreamE30
                              E30 Enthusiast
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 1177

                              #15
                              Call in dead
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                              unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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