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[AndrewBird]

Just text him the link to this thread.

Problem solved.

[Sailor37]

ask him if he'll just hold it in his mouth until the swelling goes down

[Arems87e]

[QUOTE
Then his last text:

"come over to my place. Its down the block, ill pick ya up and take u back home. Its siccckkkkk"


[/QUOTE]

LOL!!

You shoulda said, "pheww...thanks men, I was wondering how I was gonna get back"

either way tho, you aint getting back.

[Hick]

Snap xD

Last guy that would not leave me alone got beaten down. No guy makes a pass at me and keeps from bleeding. Oddly enough it was at a college party.

I think we just found your biggest F34R

[Kershaw]

interesting. especially since homophobes have a drastically higher probability of being gay themselves.

so... f34r, got anything to tell us?

[Pantless Spency]

i can understand it being personal once you tell them that you are not gay and you are not interested in being gay. but if they just make a hit on you and you don't tell them anything there no reason for you to beat the shit out of them.....

[LBJefferies]

Now you know how we treat chicks. I'd hate to be a woman being hit on by myself. "hey, you want this dick in your ass?? Okay how about now? Okay how about now? Okay how about now? Okay how about now? Okay how about now? Okay how about now? Okay how about now? Okay how about now? Okay how about now? Okay how about now? Okay how about now?

Haha I love this shit. So fucking true.

[Conki]

i can understand it being personal once you tell them that you are not gay and you are not interested in being gay. but if they just make a hit on you and you don't tell them anything there no reason for you to beat the shit out of them.....

I understand his irritation. Just the fact that a gay guy makes a hit on you means that you (possibly) look gay. I'm pretty sure punching the guy in the face wasn't his very first reaction. It usually goes like this:

Gay dude: *touches your shoulder* -How you doin'?
You: -Not interested
Gay dude: *touches your shoulder again* -But -- *BOOM gay guy gets punched in the face*

I'm just really peaceful and I don't fight unless I really have to.

[Optimator]

Fat girl: *touches your shoulder* -How you doin'?
You: -Not interested
Fat girl: *touches your shoulder again* -But -- *BOOM fat girl gets punched in the face*

You don't have to get physical, unless your life is being threatened.

Also, E30 F34R is ugly. Just sayin'.

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

Not sure about the guy in OP's story but this thread is definitely gay...

[Conki]

Not sure about the guy in OP's story but this thread is definitely gay...

And now you're a part of it.
Peace and Love.

[myinfernalbmw]

It must be the accent. Just becuase I'm from Europe they assume I swing both ways I guess.

The fact that you're from the porn capital of the world in conjunction with living in california would lead me to the preconceived notion that you swing both ways. I've read enough Bret Easton Ellis books to know everyone in CA is at least one quarter gay. Just whip out your cock in front of him and see what he does. It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

[Optimator]

It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

While that is a glib aphorism, that could not be further from the truth. Anything above crossing streams could be construed as gay.

[slammin.e28]

While that is a glib aphorism, that could not be further from the truth. Anything above crossing streams could be construed as gay.

Unless you're at the Y.

[Optimator]

I've crossed streams before, and though we laughed about it, the sound of the urine spattering on the peaty loam of the forest floor and the echoing laughter we shared reverberated in my head for days afterwards during a camping trip out to the remote Connecticut woods with my friend.