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  • Rsully70sev
    R3VLimited
    • Sep 2010
    • 2391

    #151
    Road tested, first hand confirmation:

    Bad hoe in class previously mentioned blew me in-between classes based solely on the fact that I'm cut. All it cost me was a mocha, a blunt and good judgment by my parents.

    ...afterwards she said, and I quote "tell your car buddies this would have never happened if you told me you were uncut in class, no girl wants an uncircumcised dick in their mouth."

    So thanks OP and R3V for the blowjob.

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    • Dj Buttchug
      R3V OG
      • Jun 2010
      • 7632

      #152
      lol how did i manage to miss this thread?

      Turbo M42 Build Thread :Here
      Ig:ryno_pzk
      I like the tuna here.
      Originally posted by lambo
      Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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      • HarryPotter
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jan 2010
        • 3642

        #153
        Originally posted by Dj Buttchug
        lol how did i manage to miss this thread?
        as fruity as you are I am asking myself the same question.


        "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

        John F. Kennedy

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        • Nairb
          E30 Fanatic
          • Apr 2010
          • 1207

          #154
          Graphic content: http://www.drmomma.org/2011/08/intac...gnificant.html
          My 1991 318is Progression Thread

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          • Heysüß
            E30 Modder
            • Mar 2010
            • 911

            #155
            Originally posted by Nairb
            ooooooooooouch.

            and I didn't know what a bare pecker looked like after some years, good to know it looks the same as the 80 year old super tanned "king ranch edition leather" ladies at south beach.
            09/1989 325i 4 Door
            +M30 Swap
            +Z3 Steering Rack

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            • slammin.e28
              שמע ישראל
              • May 2010
              • 12054

              #156
              Last night I got asked if I was circumcised by a chick.

              Long story short = WIN!
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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              • BMWerke
                E30 Modder
                • May 2010
                • 893

                #157
                if you dont want to go main stream and "mutilate" your sons penis then by all means go natural. I myself have been asked if I was circumcised by a girl or two and I have a strange feeling that if I wasnt the night wouldnt have gone the way it did.
                '90 325is DD, 5 spd swap-H&R springs-Euro Headlight Fully Built OBD1 M54b30. Ox Blood interior, 3.46 LSD with Z3M Diff Cover. Custom shifter, every bushing replaced.
                '86 325e- Donor car for swap/parts car
                '00 323i- BBS 197s Totalted
                '89 740 turbo Volvo- Donated

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                • Rau
                  E30 Addict
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 449

                  #158
                  Originally posted by Collin
                  Just talked it over with my fiance:

                  "No girl wants to have sex with an uncircumsised penis."

                  and I quote.
                  My fiance said the same shit.
                  Originally posted by RUFFLZ
                  #BANDISNIGGA
                  Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                  Why the fuck would you ever put a drink up there? If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.

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                  • Kershaw
                    R3V OG
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 11822

                    #159
                    Originally posted by BMWerke
                    if you dont want to go main stream and "mutilate" your sons penis then by all means go natural. I myself have been asked if I was circumcised by a girl or two and I have a strange feeling that if I wasnt the night wouldnt have gone the way it did.
                    mainstream is uncircumcised, fyi.

                    broaden your spectrum a bit.
                    AWD > RWD

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                    • chadthestampede
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 3600

                      #160
                      I think uncircumcised looks weird, but that's me. I'm sure some people like it. Who gives a fuck. OT has been gayer than Dean lately.

                      Also nice job butchering the title OP.

                      Originally posted by Rsully70sev
                      Road tested, first hand confirmation:

                      Bad hoe in class previously mentioned blew me in-between classes based solely on the fact that I'm cut. All it cost me was a mocha, a blunt and good judgment by my parents.

                      ...afterwards she said, and I quote "tell your car buddies this would have never happened if you told me you were uncut in class, no girl wants an uncircumcised dick in their mouth."

                      So thanks OP and R3V for the blowjob.
                      ^this never happened, but you're so desperate for attention I figured I'd quote it.
                      Originally posted by LJ851
                      I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                      • Victell
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 1081

                        #161
                        Quote:
                        Originally Posted by Collin
                        Just talked it over with my fiance:

                        "No girl wants to have sex with an uncircumsised penis."

                        and I quote.

                        Originally posted by Rau
                        My fiance said the same shit.
                        None of my gfs had a problem with it. Even changed a few of their minds when they found out after sex that I wasnt cut (@ full boner you cant tell if circumsized or not). Also none of them would have their future kids circumsized.

                        Also, @ full boner, the skin is pretty tight. I can only imagine if some of that had been cut from birth, i'd be that much shorter now. Then again 'bottoming out' is kinda uncomfortable for some of the more shallow girls.

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                        • accident
                          R3V OG
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 7303

                          #162
                          Clipped, would have my boy clipped too. I think it looks better, and I'm not worried about sensitivity issues because my shit works plenty fine.

                          Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                          i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                          Originally posted by slammin.e28
                          Moral of this story?

                          If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                          • squidmaster
                            R3VLimited
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 2666

                            #163
                            does no one care about the massive amounts of negative health effects that are likely to occur with circumcision?

                            I shouldn't even have to quote anything, just google it.

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                            • mitch500
                              E30 Enthusiast
                              • Jan 2006
                              • 1092

                              #164
                              huh yeah i would circumcise him... im glad my parents did it to me... i don't want my dick looking like a god damn ant eater.
                              1988 e30 alpine white vert 5speed
                              1987 e30 325 eta
                              1983 e28 533
                              2001 x5 4.4l
                              1997 e36 M3 Alpine white 5speed
                              1991 Jeep XJ I6 4.0

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                              • chadthestampede
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 3600

                                #165
                                Originally posted by squidmaster
                                does no one care about the massive amounts of negative health effects that are likely to occur with circumcision?

                                I shouldn't even have to quote anything, just google it.
                                Enlighten us, Doctor.
                                Originally posted by LJ851
                                I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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