I need to Vent

[slammin.e28]

no not really. youself meaning dick and it meaning her waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles

Like a pig in a blanket?

[Matt325es]

I leave for a day and you fools get all worked up.....whatd i miss?

[b*saint]

Like a pig in a blanket?

O right right right.

[Joe G]

one question remains. did you pee in her butt?

[b*saint]

No way.

[samiam3356]

Songwriters: KLENNER, JOHN/LEWIS, SAM M.


Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
she said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a
A relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I send
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

[Pac1373]

on the fucking roof yet? awesomeness right there.

[ohthejosh]

one question remains. did you pee in her butt?

reminded me of this

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100511213132AAjdJMZ

[Matt325es]

hahaha

[gazellebeigem3]

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These two are spot on.

Blunt and others can attest that I was once as foolish as you, OP. The sooner you accept what they say as gospel, the better.

[slammin.e28]

on the fucking roof yet? awesomeness right there.

It is a vent thread. At least I'm posting pics of vents. Kinda like the pictures thread where everyone keeps posting bullshit instead of pics.

WTF!?

[Pac1373]

Dude, you know how to post vents, that roof peak vent is EVEN HOTTER than the ceiling vent!

[slammin.e28]

Dude, you know how to post vents, that roof peak vent is EVEN HOTTER than the ceiling vent!

Close upp......

[Pac1373]

oh shi....




I got to go and change.

[Matt325es]

hahaahaha shit dude keeps getting better and better ;)