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    you run out of toilet paper, WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?

    here is the scenario-

    you are alone in a public restroom stall and have already begun dumping, lets say halfway done when....you realize there ZERO paper in that stall!
    instinct takes over, what do you do?
    68
    finish up, walk out of the stall, pants around ankles and go into another stall
    61.76%
    42
    wait for someone and ask them to toss you a roll
    11.76%
    8
    be a man, use your socks, your under shirt if nesescary!
    14.71%
    10
    quietly wimper to yourself.
    11.76%
    8

    #2
    i'll call my mom
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      #3
      first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.
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        #4
        Originally posted by codyep3 View Post
        first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.


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        Your mother is plug n play

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          #5
          Originally posted by codyep3 View Post
          first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.


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            #6
            Originally posted by codyep3 View Post
            first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.

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              #7
              I don't shit in public
              tasty

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                #8
                Rob

                But this as well:

                Originally posted by s0urce View Post
                I don't shit in public

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                  #9
                  option three, reach hand underneath divider and pwn toilet paper from next stall.. try not to touch occupant tho
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                    #10
                    Post a thread about it.
                    paint sucks

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by s0urce View Post
                      I don't shit in public restrooms

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                        #12
                        you take your hands and hold your ass cheeks as far apart as you can to minimize smeerage, finish what you started and when confident there is no one in the room do the duck waddle to the next stall with pants around ankles and continuing to hold ass cheeks.

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                          #13
                          Use your hand.
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                            #14
                            My cat taught me how to lick myself clean

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                              #15
                              I don't poop in public. So I take a shower.


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