What to get GF for xmas??

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  • Conrad311
    Grease Monkey
    • Oct 2009
    • 368

    #1

    What to get GF for xmas??

    yea yea yea, be original, think for yourself, something original. f that, my creativity is weak at the moment. and i suck at shopping for others.

    ive been with her 3 months, dont wanna go too crazy.

    so what do you do? what are some ideas?
    "In God we trust. All others must bring data." -W. E. Deming

    /// 1987 325is /// Project Thread
    Past: 87 is, 88ix, 88 i, 87 ic, 89 ix, 17 others.
  • Jafxod
    E30 Fanatic
    • May 2011
    • 1301

    #2
    Its my dick in a box

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    • Mullet Bullet
      E30 Modder
      • May 2011
      • 904

      #3
      ^beat me to it


      Originally posted by nwvb bmw
      That guy is going to lock you in his basement and make you ware a little pirate costume.

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      • mrsleeve
        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
        • Mar 2005
        • 16385

        #4
        3 months

        mixed tape full of songs of that symbolize your love
        Originally posted by Fusion
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        • Ayman
          R3V Elite
          • Apr 2011
          • 4190

          #5
          Originally posted by mrsleeve
          3 months

          mixed tape full of songs of that symbolize your love
          werd. and a letter to go with it.


          Originally posted by yert315
          Your mother is plug n play

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          • dannyyisntt
            No R3VLimiter
            • Sep 2008
            • 3141

            #6
            Get drunk on Christmas and complain about her flaws.
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            • Jafxod
              E30 Fanatic
              • May 2011
              • 1301

              #7
              Originally posted by dannyyisntt
              Get drunk on Christmas and complain about her flaws.
              then put it in her butt

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              • nomansfriend
                Advanced Member
                • Jan 2010
                • 171

                #8
                A vacuum or something for the kitchen, like a blender, mixing bowls, maybe a kitchen mop. Chicks dig that kinda stuff. Nothing says " I love you" like getting her stuff to make her work easier.

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                • IRON-E
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 16548

                  #9
                  Get her the RABBIT and then PIITB
                  @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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                  • bmwm42
                    R3V OG
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 6300

                    #10
                    Lingerie anything that's leads to fucking
                    Originally posted by bmwm42
                    PNW vulture pm me for parts
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                    • Conrad311
                      Grease Monkey
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 368

                      #11
                      thanks fellas. while i knew asking r3v would bring an onslaught of hilarious and crude responses, i do need some constructive advice as well. maybe work it into a foot-note or something?

                      a mix and a letter type deal seems pretty good but not quite what im looking for. i mean i dont want her to think im a cheap prick or anything. (even though id rather spend all my hard earned money on my cars)

                      edit: some good suggestions while i typed this
                      "In God we trust. All others must bring data." -W. E. Deming

                      /// 1987 325is /// Project Thread
                      Past: 87 is, 88ix, 88 i, 87 ic, 89 ix, 17 others.

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                      • Jafxod
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • May 2011
                        • 1301

                        #12
                        Buy her a golden dildo

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                        • priapism
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 1182

                          #13
                          Jewelry
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                          -Sean : 91 Calypso 325i : Castro Motorsports SoCal Spec E30 #33

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                          • TurboJake
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 3780

                            #14
                            The mixtape will he appreciated more than a purchased gift. Chicks dig "heartfelt gifts".
                            Or the biggest blackest dildo $30 can buy. You'd be covered if your in the secret Santa thing.


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                            • Cronopoulos
                              R3VLimited
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 2187

                              #15
                              LOL @ the comments. Jewelry ftw :)


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