What to get GF for xmas??

[Conrad311]

yea yea yea, be original, think for yourself, something original. f that, my creativity is weak at the moment. and i suck at shopping for others.

ive been with her 3 months, dont wanna go too crazy.

so what do you do? what are some ideas?

[Jafxod]

Its my dick in a box

[Mullet Bullet]

^beat me to it

[mrsleeve]

3 months

mixed tape full of songs of that symbolize your love

[Ayman]

3 months

mixed tape full of songs of that symbolize your love

werd. and a letter to go with it.

[dannyyisntt]

Get drunk on Christmas and complain about her flaws.

[Jafxod]

Get drunk on Christmas and complain about her flaws.

then put it in her butt

[nomansfriend]

A vacuum or something for the kitchen, like a blender, mixing bowls, maybe a kitchen mop. Chicks dig that kinda stuff. Nothing says " I love you" like getting her stuff to make her work easier.

[IRON-E]

Get her the RABBIT and then PIITB

[bmwm42]

Lingerie anything that's leads to fucking

[Conrad311]

thanks fellas. while i knew asking r3v would bring an onslaught of hilarious and crude responses, i do need some constructive advice as well. maybe work it into a foot-note or something?

a mix and a letter type deal seems pretty good but not quite what im looking for. i mean i dont want her to think im a cheap prick or anything. (even though id rather spend all my hard earned money on my cars)

edit: some good suggestions while i typed this

[Jafxod]

Buy her a golden dildo

[priapism]

Jewelry

[TurboJake]

The mixtape will he appreciated more than a purchased gift. Chicks dig "heartfelt gifts".
Or the biggest blackest dildo $30 can buy. You'd be covered if your in the secret Santa thing.

[Cronopoulos]

LOL @ the comments. Jewelry ftw :)