Worst timing on being broken up with?

[Texas Toast]

Go fuck her bestfriend.

[Jhonno]

Think of it this way: your situation is actually the BEST timing. No Christmas gifts to buy, you're single so you can totally get laid on New Year's Eve and you have nobody to pay for on valentine's day.

This.

Split up with mine a while back, meant no birthday nor Christmas presents. Score. In college you can have another sitting on your cock by the end play on your finals day.

I have been dumped on Boxing Day before. Pretty shitty. Mostly a heart breaker though.. ;)

[Rsully70sev]

Think of it this way: your situation is actually the BEST timing. No Christmas gifts to buy, you're single so you can totally get laid on New Year's Eve and you have nobody to pay for on valentine's day.

dibs on the euro bumpers.

Both just made my night.

Sorry to hear that bro, I hope you did well on your final (if you haven't taken it yet, I wish you the best of luck)

On a side note, fuck bitches...get money.

[mikeedler]

dibs on the euro bumpers.

[e30e]

I think its cute that r3v is now in college experiencing life and growing up!

[MR 325]

What a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, over the phone? Is this normal? lol

[Cong405]

Fuck the bitch and try to concentrate! If you actually really studied, you'll do fine. Worry about school and get that dough. "mo money, mo bitches!"

[shiftbmw]

Like a fucking BOSS.

My first thought as well.

[bikerbill2021]

that shit'll buff out

[1fastETA]

Get a hold of yarself.. Is actually perfect, you get to consentrate on just school. Fuck her! There is a whole lot of other girls out there! Plus less gifts to buy..

[Varinn]

Worst time to get dumped would be when proposing, or immediately after giving them expensive shit as a gift

[Kershaw]

party it up.

[Jand3rson]

Think of it this way: your situation is actually the BEST timing. No Christmas gifts to buy, you're single so you can totally get laid on New Year's Eve and you have nobody to pay for on valentine's day.

Like a fucking BOSS.

[Dave McLaren]

Doesn't mean shit; your future does. Looking back, her departure will be insignificant unless you fuck up your final, in which case you'll be pissed at yourself for letting that happen. You know what to do, so get on with it.

[01330i]

When I tried to surprise buttsecks her, had to get myself off when she left. Shits weak.

the surprise attack has always worked for me...