Girlfriend breaks up with you and two days later she hooks up with your best friend

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  • devon.818
    Banned
    • Feb 2011
    • 2937

    #226
    Originally posted by Alberthype
    i would smash!!! lol forget her dude unless she can deep throat for days then she isn't worth it. fuck her friend and get back at her then fuck her and tell her she now has aids....
    I like the way you think!

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    • Grand525
      E30 Addict
      • Dec 2011
      • 491

      #227
      Originally posted by JeremyE30autox
      I dont know what the hell you are making such a big deal out of this.

      When shit breaks, upgrade to something better!
      +1. As long as the better one is affordable.

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      • Mr. Burns
        No R3VLimiter
        • Aug 2011
        • 3516

        #228
        Tell people you broke up with her due to insurmountable axe-wound dimensions, and didn't want to join the porn circus
        Originally posted by flyboyx
        i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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        • e30 gangsta
          No R3VLimiter
          • Jul 2004
          • 3877

          #229
          fuck the girl she hates the most. Then send her a vid of it.

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          • redsubdivisions
            E30 Mastermind
            • Feb 2011
            • 1762

            #230
            Take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again.
            1989 325i - 2.7i, Holset H1C, 60lb injectors, whodwho MS-PNP.
            2012 Passat TDI - DD Duty
            2008 GMC Yukon XL Denali - Kiddie hauler/grocery getter

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            • Ryan Stewart
              I Love Miatas
              • Oct 2003
              • 8978

              #231
              Originally posted by miichaelsmith
              I understand but how do I just move on after that long?
              You dont "just move on." Shit's hard. The problem is youre single for a reason, your "friend" friend is a lying douche and she is a whore. Sorry, its just how it is. They were messing around behind your back.

              You dont move on because its easy, you move on because not doing it would be harder. Think of it like money, opportunity cost. You lost money once, that sucks. Would you re-invest in the same shitty business? Then you're going to lose money twice. Now youre out double your money AND still making the same PITA decision, stay or go.

              Just pull the band-aid off now, youd be pulling the band-aid off at some point. And not really all of this "fuck her best friend and send her a video" shit. Just cut all ties. Literally; no Facebook, delete and block numbers, etc. Make her cease to exist, its the most effective and quickest method.
              Im now E30less.
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              • FKNFASTM5
                E30 Addict
                • Apr 2007
                • 493

                #232
                Just because she is a few pages back.

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                • VANOS714
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 1195

                  #233
                  there it is again..

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                  • Nick_S
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 3656

                    #234
                    Originally posted by miichaelsmith
                    I understand but how do I just move on after that long?
                    Dude you're only 18, that's barely out of, or still in highschool. You have no idea how much better your life gets. It may seem like it sucks right now being betrayed by a friend and all that but atleast you know he was never a real friend. Move on, occupy yourself with something you enjoy to keep your mind off it. Don't binge drink to try and be happy, that's self destructive. Give it a while, find another broad and you'll be fine.
                    91 318is M50 swapped
                    05 Honda Pilot

                    24V swap thread
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                    • LJ851
                      R3V OG
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 7918

                      #235
                      I suggest you take some styling cues from abesonic here on r3v. Take her out to Olive Garden and at the end of the meal express that you no longer wish to see her. Drive fast on the way home feeling the freedom of being 18 and free.
                      Lorin


                      Originally posted by slammin.e28
                      The M30 is God's engine.

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                      • Mr. Burns
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 3516

                        #236
                        Originally posted by LJ851
                        Take her out to Olive Garden
                        whoa whoa whoa...

                        did he win the lottery somewhere along the way?
                        Originally posted by flyboyx
                        i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                        • VANOS714
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Nov 2011
                          • 1195

                          #237
                          mcdonalds is more like it, plain and simple dont take her anywhere period. Instead take out her friend impress her and take HER to olive garden.

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                          • slammin.e28
                            שמע ישראל
                            • May 2010
                            • 12054

                            #238
                            This thread is still going? Pics were posted, she's not 18 until May. Thread should, per r3v standards, go dormant until the age of 18 is reached by the OPs ex, then nudely pictures are to be posted and commented upon by OP's r3v peers.
                            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                            • InuFaye
                              R3VLimited
                              • May 2010
                              • 2221

                              #239
                              So wait you 18 and complaining about this?

                              Grow some fucking balls and get out there.

                              Oh lemme guess one for you and all that jazz you got it fucking figured out.

                              Get out there and fuck everything that moves you fucking twat.
                              1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                              • VANOS714
                                E30 Enthusiast
                                • Nov 2011
                                • 1195

                                #240

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