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  • lambo
    Captain Scene Points
    • Feb 2010
    • 10953

    #76
    Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhah ahahahahahha



    That's all.

    Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
    Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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    • VANOS714
      E30 Enthusiast
      • Nov 2011
      • 1195

      #77
      I knew it, cant trust craigslist creeps anymore. did he atleast try to pay you? lol fuck good thing you got away from that homo shit.

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      • ALYKZANDYR
        E30 Fanatic
        • Sep 2009
        • 1336

        #78
        You see you see, men who give other men massages take it in the ass, or are torture/ necro rape murderers.

        You dodged that cum shot well but you should of known better.

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        • carfantiti
          Banned
          • Mar 2011
          • 790

          #79
          ^ speaks from experience!
          man hope you go back sure he just warming up to you .
          you should next time go with the flow be opened to new experiences.:):)

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          • ALYKZANDYR
            E30 Fanatic
            • Sep 2009
            • 1336

            #80
            ^Who are you?

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            • Joe G
              R3VLimited
              • Apr 2010
              • 2942

              #81
              Originally posted by lambo
              Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhah ahahahahahha



              That's all.
              not funny. Super sketchy. Straight up felt kinda like joe dirt in the buffalo bob situation.


              Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

              Originally posted by lambo
              Sounds like you need a massage.
              Originally posted by kpeng
              Who the hell is Vlad?

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              • ALYKZANDYR
                E30 Fanatic
                • Sep 2009
                • 1336

                #82
                Haha, "It puts the candle in its ass."

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                • InuFaye
                  R3VLimited
                  • May 2010
                  • 2221

                  #83
                  R3V-1
                  Joe-G-0
                  1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                  • Pac1373
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 1746

                    #84
                    I don't think that "We told you so" really gets the message down enough, but what the fuck, we did.

                    lol, I bet he was going to wear you like clothes...

                    grats on dodging anal rape and not becoming deaded. next time it seems like a good Idea to find something to do on C-list, just say no.

                    this story was the best part of my day ;)
                    Originally Posted by ACMF74
                    i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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                    • mtechnik
                      R3V OG
                      • May 2006
                      • 6156

                      #85
                      Well you did deliver on the story, and for that we say thank you.

                      Maybe you guys wrenched on E30's after the no-homo massage in actuality. :D



                      -> Afficionados join the M-technic I club

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                      • Farbin Kaiber
                        Lil' Puppet
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 29502

                        #86
                        Good story. Sounds like a good enough cover up for the fact of the matter being, he really was gonna try and slip you a fiver.

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                        • M3Philipp
                          Wrencher
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 278

                          #87
                          I dont know if I can belive that story.

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                          • Wh33lhop
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 11705

                            #88
                            Shoulda screamed rape.
                            paint sucks

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                            • Dj Buttchug
                              R3V OG
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 7632

                              #89
                              nice job avoiding surprise buttsecks. story is funny. would read again

                              Turbo M42 Build Thread :Here
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                              I like the tuna here.
                              Originally posted by lambo
                              Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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                              • Raxe
                                R3V Elite
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 5346

                                #90
                                Sounds like he was just trying to make it a nice experience for you, talk about selfish!

                                Edit: "Leading him on" 100% means he thought you were in it for the sex.

                                >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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