Sleepin' on dat couch tonight....

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  • lambo
    Captain Scene Points
    • Feb 2010
    • 10953

    #16
    Shoulda bought an E30...


    Bitches love E30's.

    Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
    Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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    • slammin.e28
      שמע ישראל
      • May 2010
      • 12054

      #17
      Originally posted by lambo
      Shoulda bought an E30...


      Bitches love E30's.
      Lol troof.

      So, I think I may attempt to go to bed now. Hopefully she's asleep and I can just slip in.....
      1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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      • AndrewBird
        The Mad Scientist
        • Oct 2003
        • 11892

        #18
        Originally posted by devon.818
        sidenote, still haven't quite found a girl who wont complain about me spending 10x on the cars than her(time, money, pampering, ect)
        I got lucky and found a girl that is the opposite. I was spending so much time with her, I wasn't working on my car and getting it done, so she told me the day before that tomorrow I was working on my car and NOT spending time with her.

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        • Joe G
          R3VLimited
          • Apr 2010
          • 2942

          #19
          Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
          Lol troof.

          So, I think I may attempt to go to bed now. Hopefully she's asleep and I can just slip in.....
          Dooo itttt, and post pics!


          Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

          Originally posted by lambo
          Sounds like you need a massage.
          Originally posted by kpeng
          Who the hell is Vlad?

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          • der affe
            Moderator
            Technical
            • Dec 2005
            • 8452

            #20
            Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
            Lol troof.

            So, I think I may attempt to go to bed now. Hopefully she's asleep and I can just slip IT in.....
            fixed
            seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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            • slammin.e28
              שמע ישראל
              • May 2010
              • 12054

              #21
              Originally posted by der affe
              fixed
              Lawl! It's that time of the month, so nothing is going on down there as far as me. I think that may be part of the problem at hand as well....
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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              • der affe
                Moderator
                Technical
                • Dec 2005
                • 8452

                #22
                P.I.I.T.B. then, at least get a blowie or a handy j.

                better yet, put he on top then when she finishes and climbs off of you, look down and say "you shot me!"

                girls love that.
                seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                • blackhawkimpact
                  R3VLimited
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 2415

                  #23
                  I'd still slip it in.

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                  • ohthejosh
                    R3V Elite
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 4963

                    #24
                    Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                    Lawl! It's that time of the month, so nothing is going on down there as far as me. I think that may be part of the problem at hand as well....
                    All the easier to slip it in my man.

                    I bet youre sleepin on dis couch

                    SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                    IG: ohthejosh

                    LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
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                    • Kershaw
                      R3V OG
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 11822

                      #25
                      Originally posted by dnick
                      ive got a milf neighbor and she loves bmws..
                      that should be enough eh?
                      and you havent introduced me because...?
                      AWD > RWD

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                      • FredK
                        R3V OG
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 14745

                        #26
                        Yeah man, E24s blow.

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                        • swingard
                          Advanced Member
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 124

                          #27
                          My wife invited me to bed tonight because I told her I was trading some of my e30 parts stash in the basement to get some work done on the e23 euro.:pimp:

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                          • F34R
                            sLaughter
                            • May 2009
                            • 12390

                            #28
                            Parting my 87 635CSi soon, let me know if you need anything.
                            ~ Puch Cafe. ~ Do business? feedback ~ Check out my leather company ~

                            Instagram: @BWeissLeather

                            Current cars:
                            ~ '87 325 M30B35 swap
                            ~ '87 535
                            ~ 01 540 Msport 6spd
                            ~ '06 X5 4.8is

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                            • RagtopE30
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 1869

                              #29
                              So let me get this straight, you got an e24 today and tonight you dont have to fight for blankets or hear her snore? WINNING!! Just make sure in the morning you exaggerate the extreme comfort of the couch! That always works
                              450whp 524 lb-ft 1988 336ic In progress

                              http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=250709

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                              • Mr. Burns
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Aug 2011
                                • 3516

                                #30
                                Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                                Lol troof.

                                So, I think I may attempt to go to bed now. Hopefully she's asleep and I can just slip in.....
                                Yeah. Just smooth your way into bed. Smooth like that fine e24.... Popping and snapping, valve ticks and misfires. Reeking of gas. Start up and stall and keep cranking yourself but to no avail. Yeaaaaahhh. Finally sputter out and shit the bed with whichever fluids.

                                Proceed to ask for loan for e24 project.

                                Clean up later, maybe.
                                Originally posted by flyboyx
                                i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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