What if your white girlfriend had a black dildo?

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  • be34st
    E30 Fanatic
    • Mar 2010
    • 1277

    #61
    Learn how to make her cum and she wont need any dildo.
    This thread is lulz

    07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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    • myinfernalbmw
      E30 Mastermind
      • May 2007
      • 1736

      #62
      Originally posted by b*saint
      Finally someone honest about the black member.
      I just thought this potentially racist thread needed a segregation joke. Give fucks less could I.

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      • Deltron Dirty30
        R3VLimited
        • Apr 2010
        • 2436

        #63
        Originally posted by lambo
        Find Deltron and fuck his shit up.
        hahaha
        Originally posted by HarryPotter
        not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
        Instagram: @jstnlws

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        • Farbin Kaiber
          Lil' Puppet
          • Jul 2007
          • 29502

          #64
          Originally posted by Holland
          Fuck that, solid machined is the way to go. Becauseslutcar

          Be careful, you just might lose your sponsors with that type of bullying.

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          • Rau
            E30 Addict
            • Sep 2010
            • 449

            #65
            I'm engaged because she had a black dildo.
            Originally posted by RUFFLZ
            #BANDISNIGGA
            Originally posted by Wh33lhop
            Why the fuck would you ever put a drink up there? If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.

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            • Holland
              R3V OG
              • Nov 2008
              • 7176

              #66
              Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
              Be careful, you just might lose your sponsors with that type of bullying.
              Lol wat?
              1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

              Originally posted by DEV0 E30
              You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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              • Kershaw
                R3V OG
                • Feb 2010
                • 11822

                #67
                Originally posted by b*saint
                Finally someone honest about the black member.
                did you seriously not get the joke?

                AWD > RWD

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                • Farbin Kaiber
                  Lil' Puppet
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 29502

                  #68
                  Originally posted by Holland
                  Lol wat?
                  You must not be hip to be cool with all the news media coverage of the usage of the word slut.
                  Last edited by Farbin Kaiber; 03-05-2012, 09:18 PM.

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                  • ohthejosh
                    R3V Elite
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 4963

                    #69
                    Originally posted by Kershaw
                    did you seriously not get the joke?

                    waiting for a drawer boycott....
                    SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                    IG: ohthejosh

                    LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
                    BUYER FEEDBACK THREAD

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                    • Farbin Kaiber
                      Lil' Puppet
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 29502

                      #70
                      Maybe have a sit on?

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                      • Ryann
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 3350

                        #71
                        Originally posted by frankenbeemer
                        Good information. Thread should be stickied.
                        Agreed.

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                        • VANOS714
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Nov 2011
                          • 1195

                          #72
                          Some weird ass thread, where's the pictures??

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                          • freeride53
                            R3V OG
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 11972

                            #73
                            OP is Lil' B.

                            1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
                            1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                            1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
                            2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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                            • shiftbmw
                              R3VLimited
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 2012

                              #74
                              Originally posted by b*saint
                              I pick the white race because they have the biggest issue with racism.
                              Interesting.
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                              "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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                              • MR 325
                                Moderator
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 37826

                                #75
                                Originally posted by b*saint
                                Rabbits don't have an orange penis. Did you know this?
                                But carrots are orange...
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