Q'n for all the married or common law guys out there....

[Stanley Rockafella]

Do you sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and think your sig. other is someone else and start gettin' it on, just to realize they are not that other person you were dreaming about?

I do... enough that it bumms me out :(

[be34st]

Nope. lol

Sounds like a healthy relationship.

[Joe G]

I slept with a chick once, woke up saw blonde hair, huge boobs and thought it was the most beautiful girl i know and that somehow in a drunken stooper I wooed her into my bed.


I began to fondle said tits, and realized they belonged to the same chick i was with all summer. :(

[Robotin]

slut

[Grand525]

Something...

Do you sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and think your sig. other is someone else and start gettin' it on, just to realize they are not that other person you were dreaming about?

I do... enough that it bumms me out :(

Sounds like you love your bong, but you can take it off of your hands once in awhile.

Other than that, is your wife the same person as your sister?

[IRON-E]

Stop watching so much p0rn, seriously!

[Dj Buttchug]

doesnt matter to me really. ill chug anyones butt

[VANOS714]

easy on the porn.

[delatlanta1281]

Yeah.....
No to that one, sorry.

[Massimo]

I have no idea what you are saying that paragraph makes no sense. Some please lay it out in English.

[Threehz]

He said he thinks his woman is someone else and tries to fuck her, then gets sad that it's his woman.

Why the fuck are you with a woman you don't like?

[Kershaw]

have you considered a swingers club?

[mrsleeve]

^

Thats a quick way to kill a relationship thats not uber rock solid, and 1 individual is even remotely the jealous type.


OP yeah ahhhh NO

[OniKyan]

You know what you have to do? Kill her and dump her body in a river. Obviously not before fucking the corpse. A bit of Necrophilia is sure to spice things up.

[LJ851]

Are you bummed your partner is not who you were imagining, or are you bummed you are insane?