Your cop encounters

[deutschman]

I got pulled over while going to get my GF from work. Cop walks up to the window and all I see is a buz cut so I say "How is it going Sr...?" only to realize in a flash that I am in SF CA and this is just a super butch cop, so I quickly stutter out ...mam.
Now I know I am proper fucked. No one likes to get their gender confused especially people who already wanted their gender changed in the first place.
How ever the cop smiles at me and says she is not doing to badly, asks me for my paper work which I give her, and goes back to her car to run my numbers.
She comes back to the window and the first thing she asks me is if I know what part of Ireland my ancestors are from. At this point I am truly baffled. I say "no I do not" at which point she informs me that one of her best friends is from the same part of Ireland and that she saw my last name on my DL.
She let me go with a warning for the sake of Irish pride!!! Man its the first time being part Irish has ever payed off.

[Kershaw]

i thought you were german...

[pantelones]

Man you guys are sissies... No one has run from the cops?

Two years ago on new years I was with a good friend of mine riding around on dirt bikes because it was really nice out, and it seemed like a good idea. We started off riding around the neighbor hood then ventured over to my house through a series of short cuts, swamps/junk-yards, and of course roads. Haha On the way back, heading on the final stretch of road before the junk-yard we see a car start to slow down; now the turn we have to make is about half way between us and the car. We started to slow down, but then sure enough the cop turns on the lights, and my buddy take off. (His bike was a built race bike from the mid 90's and I had a shitty Yamaha 125 4-stroke.) We both make it to the turn okay, but the cop is right on my ass and my buddy is at least 5 car lengths ahead. Thankfully he didn't try to take me out, and there were two tight turns with a large hill ahead, so I knew I could loose him. I got to the top of the hill and rode into someone’s yard, turned the bike off, and thought for a minute about what just happened. My buddy was gone, I had no cell phone, no coat, it was getting dark; and oh yeah, I just ran from a cop in a neighbor hood with one entrance, this guy isn't just going to leave… After 15 minutes or so I just said fuck it, and continued to the entrance of the junk-yard. I didn’t see the cop, and I ventured through the woods back to the house. Yeah that was a good nite…. :drink:

[e30jake]

For the record, I'm not blaming anything on age here. I realize I deserved both tickets. I'm just saying I've never been let off with a warning for the same type of stuff loads of people have gotten away with. I guess I should have worded the original statement better

[redsubdivisions]

Man you guys are sissies... No one has run from the cops?

Two years ago on new years I was with a good friend of mine riding around on dirt bikes because it was really nice out, and it seemed like a good idea. We started off riding around the neighbor hood then ventured over to my house through a series of short cuts, swamps/junk-yards, and of course roads. Haha On the way back, heading on the final stretch of road before the junk-yard we see a car start to slow down; now the turn we have to make is about half way between us and the car. We started to slow down, but then sure enough the cop turns on the lights, and my buddy take off. (His bike was a built race bike from the mid 90's and I had a shitty Yamaha 125 4-stroke.) We both make it to the turn okay, but the cop is right on my ass and my buddy is at least 5 car lengths ahead. Thankfully he didn't try to take me out, and there were two tight turns with a large hill ahead, so I knew I could loose him. I got to the top of the hill and rode into someone’s yard, turned the bike off, and thought for a minute about what just happened. My buddy was gone, I had no cell phone, no coat, it was getting dark; and oh yeah, I just ran from a cop in a neighbor hood with one entrance, this guy isn't just going to leave… After 15 minutes or so I just said fuck it, and continued to the entrance of the junk-yard. I didn’t see the cop, and I ventured through the woods back to the house. Yeah that was a good nite…. :drink:

Although that was probably not the smartest idea, I have ran from the police twice on my Ninja and my GSXR. I will admit, that was a hell of an adrenaline rush. lol But I will most likely not ever do it again.

[deutschman]

i thought you were german...

German 100% on my moms side and German/Irish on my dads side. There is a castle in Ireland with my last name ;)

[OniKyan]

Man you guys are sissies... No one has run from the cops?

I have ran from numerous cops/security guards, on foot though, never vehicle related. If they get your license plate it doesn't matter if you getaway, you're still fucked.

[camip]

Got pulled over because I ran a yellow, was buzzing pretty good to top it off had a couple grams of coke, eighth weed, 20 pills of ecstasy, and a scale on me. Can't find a insurance card cop believes I have one gives me a ticket and says stop by the station tomorrow and show proof that I have insurance and no ticket. Most lucky night of my life.

[5Toes]

^ learn a lesson?

[Roysneon]

I drive a sliver wagon with stock wheels. I am invisible to cops.

[camip]

^ learn a lesson?

I went hard in high school lol. Jk I had a few more close calls before I quit.

[JPL]

heres where Im at with the whole cop thing.

First off im always nice and respectful and yet i always get fucked. Ive had 2 tickets in the last 4 months one for "disturbing the peace" total bullshit btw. Just had a few friends over and the other for speeding at 2 am in Sd on a 6 lane empty freeway.

Im sick of people saying be respectful and you well get let go. NO. it never works. Traffic cops are dicks, and fucktard UTAH police have nothing better to do then waste my tax dollars. Go bust people slinging meth in the nearby trailer park. Doesnt that seem a little more important ??? one would think so. I hate cops, so does my father and he was a federal DEA agent.

I have a hard time believing you since you actually chose the name DJ ButtChug.

[NeedaBimmer]

Got pulled over because I ran a yellow, was buzzing pretty good to top it off had a couple grams of coke, eighth weed, 20 pills of ecstasy, and a scale on me. Can't find a insurance card cop believes I have one gives me a ticket and says stop by the station tomorrow and show proof that I have insurance and no ticket. Most lucky night of my life.

As I read your first sentence I was wondering how the fuck you were alive let alone driving; then I finished the sentence.

[Pl3wA]

was going 55 in a 40, saw a cop turn on his headlights and pull out of a parking lot behind me. there was not a thought in my mind that he wasn't going to pull me over. i had to get through 2 lights before i got to my job where i could hide. downshifted. blasted through first green light. drifted the right turn on the second red. immediately pulled into parking lot in reverse and hid. he/she pulled into the parking lot and my sphincter tightly contracted. suddenly he made a u turn in the parking lot and left the way he came. so far, probably spent 3k on tickets... im a failure

[ieatpeople]

i was driving on the highway going way to fast (95-100ish in a 55), passed a cop sitting in a cutout in the trees. i saw him start to pull out, and he flipped the lights on. i thought about it for a second, realized there's no way he read my tag, and it's gonna take him quite a while to catch up. So i floored it, and proceeded to haul some serious a$$, hit about 130mph, and after about 1 1/2 minutes he was no longer visible in my rearview mirror. so i slowed down, and cruised in a group of tractor trailers for a few miles, never saw the cop again.

When i had my e28, i was driving to a show one day and got pulled over for my exhaust being "too loud". The cop was rather unprofessional, and even though he ended up pissed off at me, he couldn't give me a ticket due to the fact that i have historic tags. He did give me a warning, lol.

(in maryland, vehicles with historic plates are not required to conform to emissions standards, nor are they limited by decibel level. i know someone will try to challenge me on this, and i don't care what your opinion is.)