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I definitely wouldn't have told him to "shut his fucking mouth", just because the girl could have possibly been his girlfriend and you really don't want to hurt a mans pride in front of girl. I would have been the bigger man and avoided the whole thing before someone got hurt. Bruce Lee was only 5'6, never doubt the will of man.
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You sure you didn't say more than:
"Holy crap! Are you serious? Fuck! What are the other options? That is fucking crazy."Leave a comment:
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No matter what I did, he looked like an idiot. There was another guy in the store laughing at him the whole time and he looked at me and said "what the hell is wrong with him?" after the girlfriend put the guy in the corner of the store. I have no idea what is wrong with that guy but I have never seen anybody freak out like that over NOTHING.
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I have a unmeasureable amount of respect for you.
Just kidding, go shove a cactus up your ass while yoloing, fuckface.Leave a comment:
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You shouldn't of have immediately bitched at him like that. In cases like this, it's usually the nice guy who wins. You should have been ultra calm the whole time. He would have then looked like an idiot.Leave a comment:
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Shoulda smashed him across the face with the exhaust camshaft.Leave a comment:
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damn you're a fucking twat bro good luck living life.
learn to walk away and keep your cool.Leave a comment:
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The most random "fight" almost occurred today
So I was at the UPS store, waiting to ship stuff. Girl comes and measures door panels. She types in zip code, quotes me $250.
My friend and I go "Holy crap! Are you serious? Fuck! What are the other options? That is fucking crazy." The girl shakes her head and is like "I dunno."
Out of nowhere, a guy... 110 lbs soaking wet, 5'2" or so says "Hey don't fucking talk to her like that."
I look over my shoulder, look at him, and say "Shut your fucking mouth." Turn back away. He says "Fuck you, bitch, don't talk to her like that." I again turn to look at him and say "Shut your mouth, asshole and mind your own business." And he goes "Fuck you bitch, come over and make me!" I go "I could pick you up and twist you in two. What's the point?"
He starts screaming "Fuck you dog! COME PICK ME UP! COME ON! FIGHT ME DAWG!" At this point I'm like
I'm about 6'1", 195 lbs, literally about twice his size. He is screaming all sorts of crap, trying to lift up his pants and shirt (like ghetto kids do before they're about to fight.)
Apparently the girl is his girlfriend and she tells us "You guys need to leave." And I'm like "Ok, we are." We start picking up our stuff (door panels, rear seats, cams) and this guy is screaming "That's right bitch, leave." I'm laughing at him, telling her to put him on a leash, telling him to fuck off, etc.
It was pathetic because his gf was as big as he was, this is WHERE SHE FUCKING WORKS, and he's trying to fight two guys that could beat him to death one-handed.
I have never seen a bigger (littler?) case of Napoleon Complex in my entire life. How has this guy not gotten shot already?
And why the fuck didn't I record this and put it on Youtube? :(
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