Thank YOU Chuck Norris.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Its beautiful...


Mariano

[M42Stephen]

BC doesn't stand for Before Christ...

[CleanAzzE30z]

hahahahahah.


Is that Christie Brinkley next to him?

Mariano

[ldsbeaker]

Unfortunately, I couldn't have been there to actually witness this, but I'm not going to challenge his integrity.


p.s. This made me think that NO ONE plays the name game with Chuck.

[M42Technik]

"Honorary Marine"

Thats awesome.

[ivo316]

If an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed you life, "You might be a redneck"

[ivo316]

OMG

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

[M42Technik]

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Okay thats awesome.

[ldsbeaker]

"Honorary Marine"

Thats awesome.

I thought that was pretty awesome myself.

[imsotyerred]

One night Chuck Norris took Viagra just for the hell of it. They are still patching the hole in the house across the street.

[kroberts]

This one is my favorite...

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

Second place...

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

[george graves]

Chuck Norris doesn't ask if a girl is on the pill, he simply just roundhouse kicks them to the stomach when he's done, to make sure that everything inside is dead.

[Maluco]

I'm sure some of these have been posted... LMAO at most of them.

- When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.

-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

-When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop, and die.

-Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

-Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

-If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!

-Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

-Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

-Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

-Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

-Chuck Norris belives the hype.

-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

-Chuck Norris once jumped into the ocean. He did not get wet, the ocean got Chuck Norris.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Where the fuck is TJ????? Havent seen him on in a very long time.


Mariano

[Jand3rson]

OMG

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Best one yet, hands down.