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  • priapism
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Mar 2010
    • 1182

    #16
    cayenne pepper. or a car cover.
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    • F34R
      sLaughter
      • May 2009
      • 12390

      #17
      Originally posted by RUFFLZ
      what did you do once you caught them tho?
      By Father's Cousin owns a farm, I would let them go there to hunt for mice.
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      • F34R
        sLaughter
        • May 2009
        • 12390

        #18
        Originally posted by 10Toes
        If I was there I would have walked up and knocked you the fuck out. Cats are to be protected and killing them is not a fucking joke. That is outright wrong. That F34R guy is not even funny, he is just shock humor for the sick minded to jerk off to.





        Haha, so damn funny. RAPE!

        FYI you would piss yourself like those cats did ;)
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        • evandael
          R3VLimited
          • Oct 2009
          • 2881

          #19
          i'm pretty sure you're two steps away from psychotic, you trashy fuck.

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          • F34R
            sLaughter
            • May 2009
            • 12390

            #20
            Originally posted by evandael
            i'm pretty sure you're two steps away from psychotic, you trashy fuck.
            Well that was mean, I am not even close to "trashy" and two steps away from psychotic? I have not lost my touch on reality.
            Next time know what words mean before you use them moron. :D
            Last edited by F34R; 08-03-2012, 03:56 PM.
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            • be34st
              E30 Fanatic
              • Mar 2010
              • 1277

              #21
              Originally posted by GaryE30
              You're all a bunch of noobs. Put a bowl of coolant near your car. Cat will never climb on it again.

              You can thank me later.
              What will happen to the cat?

              Originally posted by priapism
              cayenne pepper. or a car cover.
              This. I heard cats dont like the smell.

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              • Exodus_2pt0
                R3V Elite
                • Dec 2011
                • 5943

                #22
                Originally posted by be34st
                What will happen to the cat?



                This. I heard cats dont like the smell.
                Look up Ethylene glycol, the primary ingredient in automotive coolant.

                No E30 Club
                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                • mbonanni
                  R3V OG
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 6236

                  #23
                  Originally posted by F34R
                  Well that was mean, I am not even close to "trashy" and two steps away from psychotic? I have not lost my touch on reality.
                  Next time know what words mean before you use them moron. :D
                  Everyone is forgetting this aren't they?

                  "I might come off as an asshole, but you're a moron."

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                  • Exodus_2pt0
                    R3V Elite
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 5943

                    #24
                    Originally posted by mbonanni
                    Everyone is forgetting this aren't they?

                    "I might come off as an asshole, but you're a moron."
                    I read it clear as day every time he posts! To me, this is evidence that the sentence is true. I mean, they must be morons if they can't read.
                    No E30 Club
                    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                    Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                    • TheTacoMan
                      R3VLimited
                      • Nov 2011
                      • 2308

                      #25
                      My grandpa had issues of cats shitting on his fence and backyard. Needless to say he got sheet metal, jumpercables and a car battery hooked it all up on the fence and called it a day. I think ive heard that story from him atleast 5 times

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                      • F34R
                        sLaughter
                        • May 2009
                        • 12390

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0
                        I read it clear as day every time he posts! To me, this is evidence that the sentence is true. I mean, they must be morons if they can't read.
                        I thought of making it into a .gif that would sparkle or something. I know the slow-minded are attracted to such things.

                        Like that retard that posted the dog face smirking about licking an anus or something. But I think I will change it to something that will help the world out. One second.
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                        • mbonanni
                          R3V OG
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 6236

                          #27
                          That was me for whoever does not understand his reference.

                          You should change your sig back though. A lot more funny to watch people say you are an ass when your sig says you come off as one.

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                          • e34john
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 3599

                            #28
                            Originally posted by be34st
                            What will happen to the cat?
                            They put a bitterant in most coolant now, animals dont really get into it anymore.
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                            • e34john
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 3599

                              #29
                              OP
                              If you didn't park so close to the wall it wouldnt use your car as a step stool.
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                              • F34R
                                sLaughter
                                • May 2009
                                • 12390

                                #30
                                Originally posted by mbonanni
                                That was me for whoever does not understand his reference.

                                You should change your sig back though. A lot more funny to watch people say you are an ass when your sig says you come off as one.
                                I know right? makes me laugh every time! I love to see them confessing they are Morons. But I use this one for idiots that piss me off, so I will leave it since alot of people are offended by me ;) Might do the world some good you know? I am all for enhancing the life of others!

                                @OP, just do the cage with the trip door. Then just drive it to a farm or a shelter or something. Easy and stress free PLUS the little kitty gets some food!
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