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  • mbonanni
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2011
    • 6236

    #31
    I think the sparkly gif. thingy is a good idea.

    People still will not read it.

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    • F34R
      sLaughter
      • May 2009
      • 12390

      #32
      Originally posted by mbonanni
      I think the sparkly gif. thingy is a good idea.

      People still will not read it.
      I could make a .gif of a hot woman dancing around close to nude. Then at the end rest on the quote? But from all the retards siding with the gays I believe it should be an almost nude man? So much homosexual support on this forum...see sig below offend members ;)
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      • mbonanni
        R3V OG
        • Sep 2011
        • 6236

        #33
        Nothing will get their attention.

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        • Exodus_2pt0
          R3V Elite
          • Dec 2011
          • 5943

          #34
          Originally posted by mbonanni
          Nothing will get their attention.
          Oo look! A chicken!

          Yes, a chicken will do it.
          No E30 Club
          Originally posted by MrBurgundy
          Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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          • bmwm42
            R3V OG
            • Nov 2010
            • 6300

            #35
            You gays are retarded, I fucking hate cats. we must have some peta queers here
            Originally posted by bmwm42
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            • Kvasi
              E30 Enthusiast
              • Apr 2011
              • 1122

              #36
              Originally posted by Fourbanger
              this fucking asshole of a neighborhood cat. Every week or so I'll find dirty paw prints from the hood of my car all the way to the trunk. Last night I parked as close as possible to the carport's back wall to try and block it's way up. Then today I go out and there are scratches on the back of my boot lid from where the fucker clawed its way up off my back bumper. The worst part is I've never even seen the thing so I can't run outside to stomp on its face.

              R3V, I need cat repellent ideas. I'm joking about the face-stomping but I need to get the point across.

              Pay no attention to the cat, kill the neighborhood.

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              • kway
                E30 Enthusiast
                • Feb 2008
                • 1084

                #37
                Scat Mat:

                http://www.amazon.com/PetSafe-ScatMa.../dp/B0007NTBJ6


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                • idanity
                  Mod Crazy
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 775

                  #38
                  there are owls that live by me...one has a 6 foot wingspan..
                  .
                  so, needless to say, i don't have any cat problems..and there was a cat (owner who moved in ) who liked to sleep on my soft top...years ago, i found hair up there, and those pesky cat tracks. once or twice..funny, the problem didn't last long.

                  but those fucking ''hoo's'' are loud...i will now appreciate them more. :)

                  i suggest using itching powder on the cats entry points, with hot sauce, and lay down flypaper all over. (maybe a roll of duct tape, laid out freely and upside down ) .this will stick to said cat(s), both confusing and bugging the crap out of them in a fairly humane way..maybe they will find easier targets.

                  that, or get a dog. (or a family of owls)
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                  • Fourbanger
                    Grease Monkey
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 335

                    #39
                    Originally posted by F34R
                    @OP, just do the cage with the trip door. Then just drive it to a farm or a shelter or something. Easy and stress free PLUS the little kitty gets some food!
                    That'd be ideal if I had one lying around.


                    Originally posted by priapism
                    cayenne pepper. or a car cover.
                    Good idea on the cayenne, I'll have to give that a shot. My car cover's too thin to hold up to clawing.


                    Originally posted by GaryE30
                    You're all a bunch of noobs. Put a bowl of coolant near your car. Cat will never climb on it again.

                    You can thank me later.
                    I lol'd.



                    ScatMat too expensive.

                    Video would be cool if I had a camera. Plus I don't know whose cat it is and wouldn't even if I filmed it.

                    And that Australian guy is my hero.


                    Will report back, hopefully with pics of my new tiny fur rug.

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                    • quikveedb2
                      R3VLimited
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 2258

                      #40
                      Originally posted by bmwm42
                      You gays are retarded, I fucking hate cats.
                      This is about as close as I've come to changing my sig in a hot minute.
                      Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                      You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

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                      • TurboJake
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 3780

                        #41
                        The answer is quite simple.

                        Kill the cat, and start harassing EVERY single car in your neighborhood with it. As it drives by or preferably at the nearest stop sign. As often as you can.



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                        • F34R
                          sLaughter
                          • May 2009
                          • 12390

                          #42
                          I'm done^ perfect *claps*
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                          • WhyNot
                            Grease Monkey
                            • May 2012
                            • 363

                            #43
                            you can wire up an old ignition coil from an old ford model-t and have your car 'live'.
                            Originally posted by der affe
                            What are you going to start a thread about next? "My woman's skinny jeans chaffe my special parts, f*ck skin irritation"
                            Originally posted by navid41691
                            And no, I use lotion so I don't have to worry about skin irritation.
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                            • StealthiE30
                              E30 Addict
                              • Jun 2012
                              • 491

                              #44
                              Originally posted by TurboJake
                              The answer is quite simple.

                              Kill the cat, and start harassing EVERY single car in your neighborhood with it. As it drives by or preferably at the nearest stop sign. As often as you can.

                              Hahaha i forgot about the catcopter!
                              Here it is in flight! OP you must do this!!!

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                              • cale
                                R3VLimited
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 2331

                                #45
                                Live trap, piss on said cat in trap. Should get the point across.

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