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I could make a .gif of a hot woman dancing around close to nude. Then at the end rest on the quote? But from all the retards siding with the gays I believe it should be an almost nude man? So much homosexual support on this forum...see sig below offend members ;)
this fucking asshole of a neighborhood cat. Every week or so I'll find dirty paw prints from the hood of my car all the way to the trunk. Last night I parked as close as possible to the carport's back wall to try and block it's way up. Then today I go out and there are scratches on the back of my boot lid from where the fucker clawed its way up off my back bumper. The worst part is I've never even seen the thing so I can't run outside to stomp on its face.
R3V, I need cat repellent ideas. I'm joking about the face-stomping but I need to get the point across.
Pay no attention to the cat, kill the neighborhood.
there are owls that live by me...one has a 6 foot wingspan..
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so, needless to say, i don't have any cat problems..and there was a cat (owner who moved in ) who liked to sleep on my soft top...years ago, i found hair up there, and those pesky cat tracks. once or twice..funny, the problem didn't last long.
but those fucking ''hoo's'' are loud...i will now appreciate them more. :)
i suggest using itching powder on the cats entry points, with hot sauce, and lay down flypaper all over. (maybe a roll of duct tape, laid out freely and upside down ) .this will stick to said cat(s), both confusing and bugging the crap out of them in a fairly humane way..maybe they will find easier targets.
that, or get a dog. (or a family of owls)
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@OP, just do the cage with the trip door. Then just drive it to a farm or a shelter or something. Easy and stress free PLUS the little kitty gets some food!
That'd be ideal if I had one lying around.
Originally posted by priapism
cayenne pepper. or a car cover.
Good idea on the cayenne, I'll have to give that a shot. My car cover's too thin to hold up to clawing.
Originally posted by GaryE30
You're all a bunch of noobs. Put a bowl of coolant near your car. Cat will never climb on it again.
You can thank me later.
I lol'd.
ScatMat too expensive.
Video would be cool if I had a camera. Plus I don't know whose cat it is and wouldn't even if I filmed it.
And that Australian guy is my hero.
Will report back, hopefully with pics of my new tiny fur rug.
Kill the cat, and start harassing EVERY single car in your neighborhood with it. As it drives by or preferably at the nearest stop sign. As often as you can.
you can wire up an old ignition coil from an old ford model-t and have your car 'live'.
Originally posted by der affe
What are you going to start a thread about next? "My woman's skinny jeans chaffe my special parts, f*ck skin irritation"
Originally posted by navid41691
And no, I use lotion so I don't have to worry about skin irritation.
'...rolling balls, i'm elated, i'm going dumb now; drinking liquor i'm faded and having fun now; loaded gun and tripping with everyone around; keep me stuck in the sky, i never wanna come down...'...kabosh
Kill the cat, and start harassing EVERY single car in your neighborhood with it. As it drives by or preferably at the nearest stop sign. As often as you can.
Hahaha i forgot about the catcopter!
Here it is in flight! OP you must do this!!!
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