Ever fall in love with a stripper?

[5ickride]

Uh, I don't imagine you will have to worry about any more candle parties a your house once your wife finds out you are texting a stripper.....

On topic I married a stripper in Vegas for the Lols.

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I'd actually do something like that too, heading to vegas next memorial day...should be awesome!

[WhyNot]

i want to tap that i'll be glad to tell my grandchildren about.

if you they would want anything to do with you or if they were even allowed to see you, after your divorce that is

And trust me guys, i'm not looking to get serious with her, shit just happened

uhhh, a married guy fucking a stripper isnt serious?
hmmm
hey go tell you wife to go to a male strip club and have a few of the dancers gang banger her first. then you can fuck this whore to 'get even'

dude, how dumb are you really?
you really believe she likes you or something?
im sure she never did anything like with with anyone else. and she is just putting herself thru college too.
in case you dont know, chicks love to fuck guys, but they love to fuck up their lives.

get a shovel and hit yourself in the face.
maybe that will wake you up

i cant imagine why people think that new jersey is full of asshole douchebags

[Vedubin01]

Hey sometimes you have to eat out to enjoy the home cooking!


If that is your type of woman. Let me know when you come to Miami and Ill send you to Tooties here in Hollywood. Full nude, full friction, full liquor bar, yeah you get the point... oh and its 80k sqft strip club with over 200 girls working at 1 time during the weekends and special events. They say if you cant find a girl you like there, you must be ghey!

Good luck with your "date", just know the game you are playing and the consequences if you lose. Including your wife!

[reelizmpro]

Even if u tap it...its still all game. That's the life if a stripper. They even made a song about it. Hey as long as u know what is...its all good.

[FredK]

If you're serious, it doesn't seem like a good idea at all.

[5Toes]

tell her you got a case of capri sun with her name on it

[5ickride]

if you they would want anything to do with you or if they were even allowed to see you, after your divorce that is





uhhh, a married guy fucking a stripper isnt serious?
hmmm
hey go tell you wife to go to a male strip club and have a few of the dancers gang banger her first. then you can fuck this whore to 'get even'

dude, how dumb are you really?
you really believe she likes you or something?
im sure she never did anything like with with anyone else. and she is just putting herself thru college too.
in case you dont know, chicks love to fuck guys, but they love to fuck up their lives.

get a shovel and hit yourself in the face.
maybe that will wake you up

i cant imagine why people think that new jersey is full of asshole douchebags

Get off your high horse! In case you missed it, i've never cheated and am under no illusion that she likes me. It is pure lust. Ever have it? You should stop janking your meat whistle from your tube sock and go out and have some real interaction.

[Hansel]

Get off your high horse! In case you missed it, i've never cheated and am under no illusion that she likes me. It is pure lust. Ever have it? You should stop janking your meat whistle from your tube sock and go out and have some real interaction.

YEAH! Go have some real interaction like at a strip clu....ohwait.

[5ickride]

Hey sometimes you have to eat out to enjoy the home cooking!


If that is your type of woman. Let me know when you come to Miami and Ill send you to Tooties here in Hollywood. Full nude, full friction, full liquor bar, yeah you get the point... oh and its 80k sqft strip club with over 200 girls working at 1 time during the weekends and special events. They say if you cant find a girl you like there, you must be ghey!

Good luck with your "date", just know the game you are playing and the consequences if you lose. Including your wife!

Thanks! The more it settles in the more im thinking to just walk away. I think it was just one hell of a rush i had that i want again...

Even if u tap it...its still all game. That's the life if a stripper. They even made a song about it. Hey as long as u know what is...its all good.

T-Pain? That songs been on my mind all week ahahah!

If you're serious, it doesn't seem like a good idea at all.

I'm leaning towards this. But damn its hard to walk away.

tell her you got a case of capri sun with her name on it

Or...

[5ickride]

YEAH! Go have some real interaction like at a strip clu....ohwait.

Go back into your hole, 47 post in 3 years. Haha!

[m73m95]

This thread needs to soon be merged with the "can I tap that" text thread :D

[dannyyisntt]

Sounds legit. Invite her to a threesome with your woman

[Vedubin01]

Sounds legit. Invite her to a threesome with your woman

Up until his woman asks her where they met

[5ickride]

Sounds legit. Invite her to a threesome with your woman

Up until his woman asks her where they met

This. I've asked in past only to get the stinky eye for the rest of the day.

never again...hah.

[Grand525]

They were mustangs...