Ever fall in love with a stripper?

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  • sweet6e30
    E30 Addict
    • Feb 2011
    • 531

    #106
    u should get the rippers # and text them If you can TAP IT!!!. ( TAP IT Thread!!)
    my build here ---> http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/show...ht=lemans+blue

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    • slammin.e28
      שמע ישראל
      • May 2010
      • 12054

      #107
      Originally posted by sweet6e30
      u should get the rippers # and text them If you can TAP IT!!!. ( TAP IT Thread!!)
      Jack the Ripper?
      1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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      • FunfGan
        R3V Elite
        • Jan 2011
        • 4958

        #108
        Originally posted by RUFFLZ
        my razr can't..forever never receiving nudez from le females
        You still have a razr?


        Go here be happy!

        Ratchet Garage e30 V8 build.

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        • der affe
          Moderator
          Technical
          • Dec 2005
          • 8452

          #109
          Originally posted by FunfGan
          You still have a razr?
          Because hipster
          seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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          • gwb72tii
            No R3VLimiter
            • Nov 2005
            • 3864

            #110
            hire a good attorney
            “There is nothing government can give you that it hasn’t taken from you in the first place”
            Sir Winston Churchill

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            • Thizzelle
              R3V Elite
              • Oct 2008
              • 4422

              #111
              this is another reason to not get married, cuz now you fuck up 2 lifes instead of one if you bang bang. Don't do it it's not worth it unless your single. And it's easy to fuck a stripper, my friend and I have done it a few times. They are fucking bat shit crazy, fuck a few times then bounce.
              "I wanna see da boat movie"
              "I got a tree on my house"

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              • cale
                R3VLimited
                • Oct 2005
                • 2331

                #112
                [quote=5ickride;3305985]Wish i could get pics but she said her phone sucks and couldnt send any.quote]

                Must be true, she's a stripper after all.

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                • gtdragon980
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 1808

                  #113
                  My first time at a strip club, I fell in love with a stripper. She was so hot, face and body, and she gave me the ultimate birthday lap dance anyone could have. I had people like, "damn man you are getting the works out here!". I seriously couldn't get that girl out of my mind for about 2 weeks and I swear its that damn perfume they wear! It just hypnotizes you and makes you want more from them! But seriously though, don't cheat on your wife for a stripper. Do it with a celebrity!

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                  Originally posted by scabzzzz
                  I stand up, pull my dick out, and asked my gf to give me some noggin... Well, she starts laughing at me and I freaked out and ran off and locked myself in a bedroom.
                  1989 325i - Project/weekend driver
                  2002 325i - DD
                  2005 Suzuki SV650 - Toy

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                  • dannyyisntt
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 3141

                    #114
                    Originally posted by gtdragon980
                    But seriously though, don't cheat on your wife for a stripper. Do it with her mom! Then tell her mom jokes for years to come
                    fixed
                    sigpic

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                    • j0oftheworld
                      E30 Addict
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 480

                      #115
                      I love all the youthful r3v innocence in this thread! Gives hope for the future.. :nice:

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                      • daytonaviolet
                        Member
                        • May 2012
                        • 62

                        #116
                        dont do the crime, if you cant do the time :parrot:

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                        • mikeedler
                          R3V OG
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 6707

                          #117
                          wow, what's up with the all grown up now R3V??????

                          hit it man, I bet you don't have the balls!!!!

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                          • Cletonius
                            R3VLimited
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 2809

                            #118
                            Originally posted by RUFFLZ
                            my razr can't..forever never receiving nudez from le females
                            I have a mint condition Cingular branded blue GSM razr v3 with the box and all accessories, including sealed car charger if you want to upgrade. It sends pics like a champ. Needs a battery though, $35 shipped
                            - Josh
                            1990 325is

                            Need a shift boot?
                            Looking to buy shift boot frames, PM if you have one to sell

                            Here's what happens when you let the internet pick your license plate

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                            • Stanley Rockafella
                              R3V Elite
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 4056

                              #119
                              [quote=Stanley Rockafella;3306484][quote=5ickride;3304926]
                              This all lasted for about 5 songs and i couldve kept going except i didnt want to spend too much. She then offers me her number saying she wants to see me again. I gladly accept. [quote]

                              this is how you know it's true love.

                              The girl I picked up didn't even dance for me. I didn't want her to. She took it as an insult until I told her I thought she was very attractive and that she didn't need to dance for me. Then she gave me her number without me asking for it..
                              If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                              • DatUtahGuy
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 3146

                                #120
                                ^^ Watchout chumps, we have a PIMP over hurr
                                YOUTUBE: AR Perez
                                - - -
                                If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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