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  • cale
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    • Oct 2005
    • 2331

    #16
    Originally posted by deutschman
    To me most of those are not funny. They just sound like people who have to much power over civilians, getting of on the act that the civilian is getting fucked. Yes some times the fucking is deserved. I just don't like that cops think they do not need to treat other humans with respect even If the other person is a criminal.


    What the fuck ever, apart from the wild-west "run and I'll shoot ya" bullshit those are all good for laughs. I'd much rather run into a cop with a sense of humour who acts like a person over a robot any day.

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    • frankenbeemer
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      • Sep 2009
      • 2260

      #17
      Originally posted by deutschman
      To me most of those are not funny. They just sound like people who have to much power over civilians, getting of on the act that the civilian is getting fucked. Yes some times the fucking is deserved. I just don't like that cops think they do not need to treat other humans with respect even If the other person is a criminal.
      True, but respect is a two way street.
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      • nando
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        • Nov 2003
        • 34827

        #18
        Originally posted by deutschman
        To me most of those are not funny. They just sound like people who have to much power over civilians, getting of on the act that the civilian is getting fucked. Yes some times the fucking is deserved. I just don't like that cops think they do not need to treat other humans with respect even If the other person is a criminal.
        how often do people who aren't actually doing something really stupid get pulled over? not very..
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        • InuFaye
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          • May 2010
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          #19
          Originally posted by nando
          how often do people who aren't actually doing something really stupid get pulled over? not very..
          its obvious you don't drive in Virginia.

          GF's grandmother got pulled over for doing 61 in a 55.
          In a MINIVAN.
          1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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          • nando
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            • Nov 2003
            • 34827

            #20
            so she was speeding and got pulled over? how is that a surprise? what difference does it make whether she's a grandma or driving a minivan?

            I'm not saying I've never driven 5 over the limit or whatever, but if I got pulled over for it I also wouldn't be surprised, because uhm, I'm speeding.. duh.
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            • InuFaye
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              • May 2010
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              #21
              Originally posted by nando
              so she was speeding and got pulled over? how is that a surprise? what difference does it make whether she's a grandma or driving a minivan?

              I'm not saying I've never driven 5 over the limit or whatever, but if I got pulled over for it I also wouldn't be surprised, because uhm, I'm speeding.. duh.
              Everyone drives at least 5mph over the speed limit, don't gimme that shit.
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              • slammin.e28
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                • May 2010
                • 12054

                #22
                I work with a cop.

                No comment.

                Some of his stories are hilarious though.
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                • InuFaye
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                  • May 2010
                  • 2221

                  #23
                  Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                  I work with a cop.

                  No comment.

                  Some of his stories are hilarious though.
                  He probably has that same holier than thou attitude all cops around here have.
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                  • slammin.e28
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                    • May 2010
                    • 12054

                    #24
                    Originally posted by InuFaye
                    He probably has that same holier than thou attitude all cops around here have.
                    Lets see you pull me over and write me a ticket that will raise my insurance rates leaving me less money to use for fixing my broke ass BMWs.

                    Yeah, cops are pretty much god in a power sense.
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                    • Mr_Tripp
                      Noobie
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 663

                      #25
                      Originally posted by cale
                      I'd much rather run into a cop with a sense of humour who acts like a person over a robot any day.
                      +10, I get pulled over all the time (for stupid teenager stuff) and if the cop is cool its the best.

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                      • InuFaye
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                        • May 2010
                        • 2221

                        #26
                        Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                        Lets see you pull me over and write me a ticket that will raise my insurance rates leaving me less money to use for fixing my broke ass BMWs.

                        Yeah, cops are pretty much god in a power sense.
                        get married watch your rates go down
                        1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                        • slammin.e28
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                          • May 2010
                          • 12054

                          #27
                          Originally posted by InuFaye
                          get married watch your rates go down
                          Working on it. I can't afford to right now because my rates went up from that asshat who pulled me over on 340. 56/45 RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING IN FRONT OF THE 55 MPH SIGN.

                          Fuck that cop.
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                          • frankenbeemer
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                            • Sep 2009
                            • 2260

                            #28
                            Marry each other and both rates go down! But you can't bwaaahahahahahahah.

                            Oops, wrong thread.
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                            Originally posted by JinormusJ
                            Don't buy an e30

                            They're stupid
                            1989 325is Raged on then sold.
                            1988 325 SETA 2DR Beaten to death, then parted.
                            1988 325 SETA 4DR Parted.
                            1990 325i Cabrio Daily'd, then stored 2 yrs ago.

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                            • slammin.e28
                              שמע ישראל
                              • May 2010
                              • 12054

                              #29
                              Originally posted by frankenbeemer
                              Marry each other and both rates go down! But you can't bwaaahahahahahahah.

                              Oops, wrong thread.
                              I lol'd!

                              But really, I'm not a Mormon so I have to choose, Lambo, Inufaye, or Ohthejosh.

                              The runner up can be my best man though. ;)
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                              • cale
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                                • Oct 2005
                                • 2331

                                #30
                                Originally posted by InuFaye
                                GF's grandmother got pulled over for doing 61 in a 55.
                                In a MINIVAN.
                                You think her driving a mini-van and being old makes her speeding excusable, and the cops are the ones with the shitty attitudes? No other way to put it, you're a tool.

                                Quite a childish approach to think because you're doing what everyone else does you're not accountable for your actions. I go over the speed limit as well, but I'm not going to call all cops assholes because he's doing his job nabbing my ass for breaking the laws.

                                Originally posted by InuFaye
                                its obvious you don't drive in Virginia.
                                This argument always cracks me up. People who think the cops where they're from are SO much worse than everywhere else. Perhaps you should look in the mirror and realize that the common denominator is jackasses such as yourself, hmmm lil' guy?

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