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    So just saw my sister on VICE on a documentary about VR porn. Interesting.

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      Originally posted by E30_Pare View Post
      So just saw my sister on VICE on a documentary about VR porn. Interesting.
      Link?


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            Originally posted by lambo View Post
            Link?
            Originally posted by E30_Pare View Post
            Which girl is your sister?

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              Originally posted by E30_Pare View Post
              So just saw my sister on VICE on a documentary about VR porn. Interesting.
              On a related note, the other night I had an awesome LOOONNGG sleep and awoke refreshed. Then while still in bed my mind wandered into thinking "what if I was a hot chic?"/ Almost instantly I wanted to find another hot chic and go down on her.

              THEN I realized something amazing!!!!

              The only reason why a chic can't go down on herself, and nobody can give themselves a blowjob, is because we need others to obtain oral stimulation. That's what makes humans end up procreating, the desire for sexual stimulation from one another.

              That's why technology will never quite match one on one intimacy of real interaction. Sure it's all fun and games in the VR reality, but in the world we all live in, skin on skin is the only way to go ;D
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                  Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View Post

                  The only reason why a chic can't go down on herself, and nobody can give themselves a blowjob, is because we need others to obtain oral stimulation. That's what makes humans end up procreating, the desire for sexual stimulation from one another.

                  i saw a video from the 70's where ron jeremy gave himself a blowjob. i bet some of those flexi chicks from the circus production "O" could do it too. if you have ever watched a show, i think you would know what i'm talking about.

                  if i had that talent, i have to admit, it would be pretty "hard" to get me out of the house every day. i guess i would have to practice safe sex with myself. the last thing in the world i'd want would be my own jiz in my mouth.
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                    It's about that time of year again:

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                      Going to go look at the best e30 ever made tomorrow: early model 4 door eta bronzit automatic tan interior.
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                        glad to see this crap thread going on strong. not many believed in the success of this thread but i had high hopes. KEEP BEING R3V YOU DIRTY waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesNUGGETS.
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                          I have some nonsense to add, just saw there was an E46 Alpina touring with awd. Theres hope that one day I can own a special edition type bmw. Maybe Ill start to save up for a F30 variant lol.

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                            Why do people insist on parking next to me no matter how far away from the store i park?


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                              That's why you must learn to pick stupidly large spaces over distance from store.

                              I find that curb spots in a corner are usually large enough. Back in with your tire damn near touching the curb and 95% of the time you are good to go.
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                                Except for people walking by on the curb (if attached to sidewalk, if not youre good).

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