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    I've realized that owning an e30 is like a house. There's always something that needs attention!

    But only an e30 can be taken to the track and thrashed :D
    If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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      STI if you only want to ever reach 400whp realistically.

      4g63/Evo if you want to shoot for the moon and attain it.
      No E30 Club
      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
      Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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        Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View Post
        meh, they are both high performance machines that will drain your wallet with repairs and fuel, even in stock form.



        FWIW my buddy had an 08 Evo MR. He seemed to like it but it always seemed to have something wrong with the rear wheel bearing/brakes making noise despite never tracking or driving it hard


        Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0 View Post
        STI if you only want to ever reach 400whp realistically.



        4g63/Evo if you want to shoot for the moon and attain it.

        Hmm. I've also heard STi ride really hard and there's tons of road noise in them.

        Exodus, after showing him B5 S4s, he's hooked on AWD and boost lol

        Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View Post
        I've realized that owning an e30 is like a house. There's always something that needs attention!



        But only an e30 can be taken to the track and thrashed :D

        Top Gear begs to differ
        Originally posted by flyboyx
        how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
        Originally posted by Northern
        beer is my new liver cleanse.

        Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
        Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
        Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
        '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
        Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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          Finally got my e30 out of the shop after dropping it off in late February (yeah, I know!)
          Shop managed to lose the "is" in "325is".

          Now it looks like I drive a VERY clean 1988 super eta (metal bumpers with late tails) :/
          At least the shop is owning it and is ordering another one
          If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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            I picked up a set of bottlecaps in pretty nice condition with some used snow tires for $100.

            I'm all set for winter. All I need are sandbags to put in the trunk.
            "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
            http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
            The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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              So our family has had the same router for around 8 years. A few years ago, it started to shit itself and I suggested we replace it with something newer. My dad refused and has for four years.

              Four years later, he calls Comcast to fix some Internet problems we're having and they tell him that he should have upgraded his router a long time ago. My mom tells him the same thing. I just said "I told you so" and he finally caved in.

              I think I know where I get the stubbornness from, at least.
              "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
              http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
              The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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                Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
                So our family has had the same router for around 8 years. A few years ago, it started to shit itself and I suggested we replace it with something newer. My dad refused and has for four years.

                Four years later, he calls Comcast to fix some Internet problems we're having and they tell him that he should have upgraded his router a long time ago. My mom tells him the same thing. I just said "I told you so" and he finally caved in.

                I think I know where I get the stubbornness from, at least.

                This is why I love having a dad who works at Cisco as a network engineer. I always have the fastest internet, plus everyone makes me host :D
                Originally posted by flyboyx
                how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                Originally posted by Northern
                beer is my new liver cleanse.

                Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                  I sometimes wonder where my life went wrong. When I was 5 I had dreams of becoming a Care Bear and living in the clouds and driving a cloud car.
                  Where did my life go wrong? and what do I have to do to get back on track to my dream?

                  If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                    Two choices will get you there.

                    LSD, or Shrooms.

                    I personally prefer the latter. Ahh, the places I have been.
                    No E30 Club
                    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                    Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                      Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0 View Post
                      Two choices will get you there.

                      LSD, or Shrooms.

                      I personally prefer the latter. Ahh, the places I have been.
                      Yeah do shrooms and then put the LSD in the cloud car


                      --Mike
                      (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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                        Originally posted by 15Michaeljoseph View Post
                        Yeah do shrooms and then put the LSD in the cloud car


                        --Mike

                        Originally posted by flyboyx
                        how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                        Originally posted by Northern
                        beer is my new liver cleanse.

                        Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                        Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                        Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                        '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                        Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                          #swag #yolo #hashtag #swagagain #4205601738

                          --Mike
                          (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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                            How can I tell if I'm banned from r3v facebook? I often marked those shitty cancer posts as spam and then it stopped showing r3v stuff all together.
                            E30 Warsteiner Decals and M Stripes?

                            Click me! ^

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                              Originally posted by Fusion View Post
                              How can I tell if I'm banned from r3v facebook? I often marked those shitty cancer posts as spam and then it stopped showing r3v stuff all together.
                              The only way to truly know is if you develop west nile and/or your dick falls off.

                              :ST1G::ST1G::ST1G::ST1G::ST1G::ST1G::ST1G::ST1G:
                              (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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                                http://store.034motorsport.com/hella...ering-kit.html

                                Good laugh.
                                Originally posted by flyboyx
                                how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                                Originally posted by Northern
                                beer is my new liver cleanse.

                                Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                                Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                                Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                                '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                                Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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