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    IDK why its not working

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    Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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      Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
      I just heard about John Dunsworth from Trailer Park Boys pasting away..

      That guy would make me laugh so hard, it made me cry

      Watched a few episodes with my son and we laughed our asses off. Which character is dunsworth?
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        jim
        If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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          Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
          IDK why its not working

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          It's not your fault!

          Check here: how to post youtube videos.....they always are weird, someone guide my hand
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            Originally posted by supermansocks95 View Post
            It's nice being able to have some stable income that you know will be there every two weeks or however long. Go for it, man!


            I get paid every Friday. Awesome. So nice to know that you have money coming in every weekend.

            Is anyone in Austin this weekend for F1? Here with my dad, and so far had a blast. Love the changes Liberty Media are making to save the sport.




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            Originally posted by flyboyx
            how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
            Originally posted by Northern
            beer is my new liver cleanse.

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              Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
              I get paid every Friday. Awesome. So nice to know that you have money coming in every weekend
              That'd be much nicer for budgeting. I mean, every two weeks is just fine, but it'd be nice not to run out of everything for two weeks every paycheck...

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              Originally posted by MrBurgundy
              If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                Yeah, it is awesome for budgets. I have been payed weekly, every Thursday, for the last 23 years. It makes mortgage payments planning easy, and it allows me to pay weekly on it and cut my amortization down by 4 years.
                Originally posted by codyep3
                I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
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                  I took a really nice poop this afternoon. It came out in two big log sections and I pretty much didn't even have to wipe. I'm gonna have to backtrack what I ate yesterday and the night before to try and see if I can replicate it.

                  Be on the lookout for a recipe

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                    That's the perfect shit everyone tries to achieve male or female. young or old.
                    the turd that just slides out cleanly and leaves your bowels empty
                    and feeling like every particle of waste has truly been expelled from the body.

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                      Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
                      That's the perfect shit everyone tries to achieve male or female. young or old.
                      the turd that just slides out cleanly and leaves your bowels empty
                      and feeling like every particle of waste has truly been expelled from the body.
                      Truly. I felt bad covering it up with toilet paper after, it was a real beauty. 5 inches underwater, 2ish inches beached on the bowl.

                      I think I've figured out what I ate

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                        Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
                        I get paid every Friday. Awesome. So nice to know that you have money coming in every weekend.
                        For the first two years of my old "real job", I was paid every thursday. It was awesome because I didn't have to track my spending.
                        I remember I bought a turbo kit from someone on r3v one week and just lived off the random shit in my fridge for a few days until the next pay, then did one grocery run and did it again. It was so easy to be completely irresponsible because the next paycheque was usually like two days away.

                        At some point they changed it, and that's when I was forced to stop pissing my money away. Sure I still did, but I actually had to pay attention or else I'd be broke for more than a week.
                        Honestly I appreciate the biweekly pay schedule because of that experience.
                        Originally posted by priapism
                        My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                        Originally posted by shameson
                        Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                          In other news, today was a good day.

                          Made a bitchin' omelette for breakfast. That bitch was yyyuge, yet somehow didn't rip itself apart when I flipped it.

                          I wore a T-shirt all day, in October.

                          Wife and I drove down to my grandparents' place and dragged them out of the house to go to one of the wineries around where they live(dozens of them are popping up in the past few years. I don't even understand how.) We had a flight of wine there, then went to a Malt house/grainery for a few flights of beer.

                          The wife and I stopped into an old british pub halfway home, and I had a great burger and onion rings.

                          When I got home, I started on my stupid weekly online "Circuits" quiz for class and somehow pulled a 90 out of my ass fairly effortlessly.

                          I start cruising the internet on some tabs I had open yesterday (about AC Tig welders) and for shits and giggles, I check Princess Auto's site for the 1/1000000 chance their new-ish AC tig was on sale... and it's $200 off until thursday.

                          So tomorrow I guess I'm buying a welder. Maybe eventually even fix the E34 M50 pan and M20 head, and make some decent charge piping for my car.
                          Originally posted by priapism
                          My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                          Originally posted by shameson
                          Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                            Originally posted by Northern View Post
                            In other news, today was a good day.

                            Made a bitchin' omelette for breakfast. That bitch was yyyuge, yet somehow didn't rip itself apart when I flipped it.

                            I wore a T-shirt all day, in October.

                            Wife and I drove down to my grandparents' place and dragged them out of the house to go to one of the wineries around where they live(dozens of them are popping up in the past few years. I don't even understand how.) We had a flight of wine there, then went to a Malt house/grainery for a few flights of beer.

                            The wife and I stopped into an old british pub halfway home, and I had a great burger and onion rings.

                            When I got home, I started on my stupid weekly online "Circuits" quiz for class and somehow pulled a 90 out of my ass fairly effortlessly.

                            I start cruising the internet on some tabs I had open yesterday (about AC Tig welders) and for shits and giggles, I check Princess Auto's site for the 1/1000000 chance their new-ish AC tig was on sale... and it's $200 off until thursday.

                            So tomorrow I guess I'm buying a welder. Maybe eventually even fix the E34 M50 pan and M20 head, and make some decent charge piping for my car.
                            wow! that IS a fantastic day by anyone's standards. the only thing you forgot to mention was the BJ you obviously started the day off with.
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                            88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                            92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                            88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                            88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                            87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                            12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                              Originally posted by 15Michaeljoseph View Post
                              Truly. I felt bad covering it up with toilet paper after, it was a real beauty. 5 inches underwater, 2ish inches beached on the bowl.

                              I think I've figured out what I ate

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                              Sounds like it measured about 5 Katie Courics give or take. Very respectable.
                              Please share said diet.
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                              Originally posted by delamaize
                              E30 = Lego for men.

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                                Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                                wow! that IS a fantastic day by anyone's standards. the only thing you forgot to mention was the BJ you obviously started the day off with.
                                Giving or receiving?
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                                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                                If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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