Nonsense Thread

[accident]

There's a few good ones on the page for the 55 gallon drum of lube. George Takei chimed in on that one. There was a banana cutter, and a few others I can't remember right now. When I find them I'll give you a holler

[henryki]

There's a few good ones on the page for the 55 gallon drum of lube. George Takei chimed in on that one. There was a banana cutter, and a few others I can't remember right now. When I find them I'll give you a holler

For sure, I need some good pass the time material for my history of England since 1688 class haha

[Roysneon]

I gave a homeless $5. He kneed praying thank God. I ask him why you thank God and not me, I gave you $5. He said God make me do this. I said, did you thank God he made you homeless.

Being religious doesn't make you a good person and being an athiest doesn't make you a bad person.

Being a dickhead does make you a dickhead, and you sir are a dickhead. Get fucked.

[flyboyx]

i don't think that one is original. iv'e seen it before. i think he's got a case of misdirected attempt of being funny.

[Roysneon]

i don't think that one is original. iv'e seen it before. i think he's got a case of misdirected attempt of being funny.

I've seen a couple different versions of it online. My statement still stands.

[Swanny]

Getting fucked isn't necessarily a bad thing....unless its in an orgy.

Dsphil, I feel like karma is about to rear its ugly head in this fashion:

[Andy.B]

Watching Tokyo Gore Police. This movie is insane.

[E30 Wagen]

I ate four lemon-filled pączki today. Four.

[roguetoaster]

Alarm für Cobra 11 is such a satisfying show, despite being campy. There are just so many damn enjoyable car chases!

[henryki]

The first airplane is on Netflix. I forgot how funny this movie really is. What's our vector victor? hahahahahaha so great!

[Roysneon]

I've been so gassy for the past few days I feel like I'm pregnant with a fart baby.

[E30_Pare]

I've been so gassy for the past few days I feel like I'm pregnant with a fart baby.

I know that feeling. Probably got a poo shaped butt plug causing the backup.

[Northern]

I've been the same way, but I think mine is from the protein shakes.

[Dozyproductions]

I was having a bad day so I ate a lot of chocolate, cookies and ice cream only to feel mentally worse in a garbage food coma. Getting blow jobs are way more efficient.

[Roysneon]

Go for a run/to the gym.