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  • 2mAn
    Moderator
    • Aug 2010
    • 20062

    #8056
    Originally posted by ForcedFirebird

    My wife's late father was plumber. He installed a bidet for a customer - they had more money than sense (this was in the mid 80's), so they asked what it was actually for. It was brand new, he just installed it, so he turned it on, and proceeded to lean over and drink from it and replied "it's a drinking fountain" and left.
    oddly enough when 8 year old 2mAn was in France visiting my cousins, I asked my Dad what it was and he said the same thing....

    I wonder if that generation actually used it as a drinking fountain :rofl:
    Simon
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    • roguetoaster
      R3V OG
      • Jan 2012
      • 7742

      #8057
      Originally posted by ForcedFirebird
      My wife's late father was plumber. He installed a bidet for a customer - they had more money than sense (this was in the mid 80's), so they asked what it was actually for. It was brand new, he just installed it, so he turned it on, and proceeded to lean over and drink from it and replied "it's a drinking fountain" and left.

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      • Reichart12
        R3VLimited
        • Aug 2012
        • 2145

        #8058
        One of my friends growing up, his parents had a bidet in the master bathroom. They also had enough money to not care what they bought. I'm pretty sure we all made sure to try it out a couple times.

        And reply to Simon, I spent about a week in France 2005 but can't remember seeing a single one.

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        • mrsleeve
          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
          • Mar 2005
          • 16385

          #8059
          Originally posted by 2mAn
          oddly enough when 8 year old 2mAn was in France visiting my cousins, I asked my Dad what it was and he said the same thing....

          I wonder if that generation actually used it as a drinking fountain :rofl:
          this is what I always think of when this topic comes up
          Originally posted by Fusion
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          • LowR3V'in
            R3V Elite
            • Feb 2004
            • 4209

            #8060
            Originally posted by ForcedFirebird
            lowr3v'in how the hell did you get the hub out? It's a press fit. As a side note, you can reuse bearings if they have been split, as long as the cages aren't damaged - a lot of racers actually split them and replace the stock grease with high temp stuff.

            :D i used some antisleez.


            The chinesium hub was 1mm thicker on one side of the hub.
            check out that vid i posted.


            The oem is perfect and looks like it has some balencing marks on the
            inside. always go oem or febi. learned my lesson.

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            • LowR3V'in
              R3V Elite
              • Feb 2004
              • 4209

              #8061
              something about getting sprayed up the ass with cold water makes it a deal breaker.
              even using the asshole wipes feels gross.

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              • Todd Black 88
                No R3VLimiter
                • Oct 2007
                • 3449

                #8062
                Originally posted by LowR3V'in
                something about getting sprayed up the ass with cold water makes it a deal breaker.
                even using the asshole wipes feels gross.
                Stop poking around with your finger and just wipe.
                Originally posted by codyep3
                I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
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                • Stanley Rockafella
                  R3V Elite
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 4056

                  #8063
                  Originally posted by Todd Black 88
                  Stop poking around with your finger and just wipe.
                  well yea but, where's the fun in that?


                  :giggle:
                  If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                  • flyboyx
                    R3V OG
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 8371

                    #8064
                    oh, my bad....is it wrong to give yourself a pleasurable butthole massage?

                    as long as you don't stick your finger up there, its ok....right?
                    Last edited by flyboyx; 02-28-2019, 09:20 AM.
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                    • Sonny
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2019
                      • 100

                      #8065
                      Originally posted by 2mAn
                      TP is hiding on the other side of the toilet...

                      Pressure washing the undercarriage is strange, but I guess when your diet consists of Asada and not much else you need the bidet.

                      Fun fact, this particular one doesn’t drain too well so the bowl fills with .... the runoff lol
                      I like to do this myself, keep in mind commercial washes use recycled salty water, not the best bro.


                      Edit: cars or the butt

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                      Last edited by Sonny; 02-28-2019, 09:46 AM.

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                      • lambo
                        Captain Scene Points
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 10953

                        #8066
                        Originally posted by LowR3V'in
                        something about getting sprayed up the ass with cold water makes it a deal breaker.
                        even using the asshole wipes feels gross.
                        that's why most of them heat the water

                        a proper bidet experience is life changing...

                        Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                        Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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                        • flyboyx
                          R3V OG
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 8371

                          #8067
                          most actually have a little upward pointing faucet with a hot and cold knob to adjust the temp. some people start the water running while they are taking a shit. when they slide over to wash turds off the bunghole, the water is already warmed up nice and comfy.
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                          88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                          92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                          88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                          88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                          87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                          12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                          • Powling
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Jan 2015
                            • 1290

                            #8068
                            Great timing on this chat - go watch Tom Segura's latest podcast with Bert Kreischer where they talk about bidet's - starts around 17:00min in.

                            Steve • Toronto
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                            • Northern
                              R3V Elite
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 5036

                              #8069
                              Windows 10 is such a pile of shit. I open my other laptop to email myself something and turn it off. I start it up an hour later and it gets stuck in some auto repair loop and keeps telling me that files are missing or corrupt in windows\system32.

                              I pull the SSD out and throw it in a desktop and sure enough a bunch of files have vanished. I would just copy/paste them over, but it seemed like a better idea to just do another fresh install.

                              Between shit like this and resetting automatically seemingly on the daily and losing my work that I have open/running, I'm getting really close to saying fuck it and doing something stupid
                              Originally posted by priapism
                              My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                              Originally posted by shameson
                              Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                              • TeXJ
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 1914

                                #8070
                                I have win7 ultimate at home, and my work laptop I just got a new one so I had to go to win10...man I hate it.

                                However, I've had it now for like 3 months and it's growing on me...a little...
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