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My wife's late father was plumber. He installed a bidet for a customer - they had more money than sense (this was in the mid 80's), so they asked what it was actually for. It was brand new, he just installed it, so he turned it on, and proceeded to lean over and drink from it and replied "it's a drinking fountain" and left.Comment
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One of my friends growing up, his parents had a bidet in the master bathroom. They also had enough money to not care what they bought. I'm pretty sure we all made sure to try it out a couple times.
And reply to Simon, I spent about a week in France 2005 but can't remember seeing a single one.
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Originally posted by FusionIf a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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Originally posted by ForcedFirebirdlowr3v'in how the hell did you get the hub out? It's a press fit. As a side note, you can reuse bearings if they have been split, as long as the cages aren't damaged - a lot of racers actually split them and replace the stock grease with high temp stuff.
:D i used some antisleez.
The chinesium hub was 1mm thicker on one side of the hub.
check out that vid i posted.
The oem is perfect and looks like it has some balencing marks on the
inside. always go oem or febi. learned my lesson.Comment
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Originally posted by codyep3I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
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oh, my bad....is it wrong to give yourself a pleasurable butthole massage?
as long as you don't stick your finger up there, its ok....right?Last edited by flyboyx; 02-28-2019, 09:20 AM.sigpic
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Edit: cars or the butt
Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using TapatalkLast edited by Sonny; 02-28-2019, 09:46 AM.Comment
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Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.Comment
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most actually have a little upward pointing faucet with a hot and cold knob to adjust the temp. some people start the water running while they are taking a shit. when they slide over to wash turds off the bunghole, the water is already warmed up nice and comfy.sigpic
Gigitty Gigitty!!!!
88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
12 135i M sport cabrio grey/blackComment
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Great timing on this chat - go watch Tom Segura's latest podcast with Bert Kreischer where they talk about bidet's - starts around 17:00min in.
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Windows 10 is such a pile of shit. I open my other laptop to email myself something and turn it off. I start it up an hour later and it gets stuck in some auto repair loop and keeps telling me that files are missing or corrupt in windows\system32.
I pull the SSD out and throw it in a desktop and sure enough a bunch of files have vanished. I would just copy/paste them over, but it seemed like a better idea to just do another fresh install.
Between shit like this and resetting automatically seemingly on the daily and losing my work that I have open/running, I'm getting really close to saying fuck it and doing something stupidOriginally posted by priapismMy girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.Originally posted by shamesonUsually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30Comment
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