Nonsense Thread

[Exodus_2pt0]

Under threat of being sued under a contract that I am NOT in breach of.

Responsible for 2 rent payments on 2 different places this month.

I just received a bill from the hospital that Workman's Comp was supposed to take care of...

$800 for 3 staples? What. The. Fuck.

Shits fucked. Fuck.

I see many phone calls in my immediate future. Oh, when I'm catching a break from my 12 hour work days, which I like.... I like overtime, and the cash... Even though right now it seems that every direction I look some greedy bastard is trying to take it all from me.


Meh, been through worse. Bring it fuckers.

[Stanley Rockafella]

Everyone at work hates me right now due to my insane flatulence.

I used to work in this TINY office with two other people doing accounting. The job sucked, but I still had to wear dress shirts and fancy pants just because I was in the admin area. bunch of BS I tell ya

Anyway, at the time a friend of mine was starting training for a body building competition. Considering I was going to the gym about 4-5 times a week, I thought I'd partake in the same event.

My GF was in charge of making my meals which all consisted of VERY low fats and moderated carbs, with at least 1/2 cup of protein in various forms (dry curd cottage cheese, chicken breast, ground beef, etc).

After about a week on this diet, my stomach was really aching. I was STRUGGLING to break down the protein, and my body was angry. But on the upside, I was getting freakin cut like nobody's business.

At work, my co-workers REALLY hated me. Not only was I unsocial due to being bitchy from the lack of carbs, but I also stunk up that tiny space. Sure it was really inappropriate, but I didn't care and just pretended like I didn't know where it came from. Was pretty funny tho (for me).

Eventually I was fired, for that as well as mainly not doing my job. I didn't care and felt awesome once I got fired since I never had to go back there again!

[Dozyproductions]

Under threat of being sued under a contract that I am NOT in breach of.

Responsible for 2 rent payments on 2 different places this month.

I just received a bill from the hospital that Workman's Comp was supposed to take care of...

$800 for 3 staples? What. The. Fuck.

Shits fucked. Fuck.

Im epileptic and thank god I have insurance. Sometimes the billing goes to me before it goes to the insurance company after lets say I get rushed into the ER from falling down on a public street.

2 block amberlance ride yo - $1600
2 hours of people asking you if you're okay, without fluids or tests - $2500

I get it, but damn thank god for insurance.



Work at a restaurant. Got suspended for a week for saying crap. Right when I was getting suspended the bar tender yelled out for the entire restaurant to hear, "SHITS REAL". Nothing.

[Roysneon]

I didn't care and felt awesome once I got fired since I never had to go back there again!

Wasn't there a thread about this? I remember it not going so well.

[Dozyproductions]

What. A fart thread?

We have one of those already no?

[henryki]

What. A fart thread?

We have one of those already no?

It's actually a poop thread I think.

[Thizzelle]

I say to my co-workers as I leave for the weekend. "have a good weekend and I leave this here for you." I rip a fat fart then proceed to close the door and bounce out.
DGAF

[Stanley Rockafella]

I say to my co-workers as I leave for the weekend. "have a good weekend and I leave this here for you." I rip a fat fart then proceed to close the door and bounce out.
DGAF

classy!

:rofl:

[Stanley Rockafella]

Wasn't there a thread about this? I remember it not going so well.

how so?

went fine for me, and that's all that matters now isn't it

[ST1G]

A little patio party.

[E30 Wagen]

So, I want an e36 touring...

[accident]

My friend from high school overdosed on heroin. :/

[Roysneon]

how so?

went fine for me, and that's all that matters now isn't it

I think it was Devon.818 or something like that, started a thread called "Just got fired and feeling great" or something stupid like that and got banned for being so dumb and annoying.

[Stanley Rockafella]

im still here

[lambo]

Gonna wake up soops early to readjust my valves so I can drive to work tomorrow lol