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    Originally posted by E30 Wagen View Post
    I want to be reincarnated as a dragon.

    Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP

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      Originally posted by E30 Wagen View Post
      I want to be reincarnated as a dragon.
      i want to be reincarnated as anne hathaway's favorite sex toy.
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        Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
        i want to be reincarnated as anne hathaway's favorite sex toy.
        And what if her favorite toy is more of an outie than an innie type device?

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          hmmmmmmm.......
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          88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
          88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
          87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
          12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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            if you have ever seen the movie "sex, drugs, and other things", you would probably agree that i should be safe in this aspect.
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            88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
            92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
            88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
            88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
            87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
            12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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              Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
              i want to be reincarnated as anne hathaway's favorite sex toy.
              #bestreincarnationofalltime
              #maybenotasgoodasscarlettjohansonssextoythough
              #buttplug
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                Broke up with my high school girlfriend a few months ago. Hard to convince myself that history isn't a reason to stay with someone, but damn does long periods away at college/ drinking/ shitty roommate influence change a girl... in this case, for the worst. While I know it was definitely for both of our own good and that I wasn't feeling it anymore, it's a little heartbreaking to look back at all of the awesome things we used to have before things turned sour. Now that it's summertime and my classes are done, I'm sure I'll have those pangs of reminiscence more frequently... I hope it stops soon though. I'm the kind of person who obsesses over the "what-ifs", it fucking sucks.

                Anyway, I'm not into the tinder scene or hookup culture, but I've met someone else and things have been going quite well. She's a lot more like me than the last girl, and get this--- she's pretty open to interest in e30's and other things I like, and not in a shallow way either, so that inspires confidence.


                Also, on my morning commute today, I watched a Ford escape burn to the ground on the side of the road.

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                  Any pics of the new lady in your life?
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                    Originally posted by IceWhite View Post
                    Any pics of the new lady in your life?
                    Damnit, beat me to it!
                    My previous build (currently E30-less)
                    http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

                    A 2016 Toyota Tacoma TRD 4x4 Offroad in Inferno is my newest obsession

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                      I reminisced about my ex for a little, then I remembered she threw away four year because I was tripping on acid at her grandma's birthday party. What a petty individual... Moral of the story? Idk, really.

                      in for pics, though.
                      Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP

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                        Originally posted by MR E30 325is View Post
                        Damnit, beat me to it!
                        But I left this for you guys to ask...
                        "Any nude pics of the ex? "
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                          Sold the techno violet 318ti M sport and got my Mora 328i M Sport back on the road to daily. Wondering if anybody knows if the C Pillar interior lights not turning off at all is a common issue in an E36?

                          EDIT: I'm a dumbass. I pressed the button. Looks like they stay on for 60 seconds so I didn't realise they would turn off.
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                            Nonsense Thread

                            Well I guess I can't say that I'm a high schooler anymore :/ Just had graduated tonight and it twas a big success. Excited to go off to fly some aeromoplanes at K-State. I feel the need, the need for speed...or at least going 110kts in a 172...


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                            Originally posted by flyboyx
                            I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                              Originally posted by ThatM20Guy View Post
                              Well I guess I can't say that I'm a high schooler anymore :/ Just had graduated tonight and it twas a big success. Excited to go off to fly some aeromoplanes at K-State. I feel the need, the need for speed...or at least going 110kts in a 172...


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                              congratulations man! there is potential for a fine career in flying airplanes.
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                              88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                              92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                              88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                              88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                              87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                              12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                                Originally posted by ThatM20Guy View Post
                                Well I guess I can't say that I'm a high schooler anymore :/ Just had graduated tonight and it twas a big success. Excited to go off to fly some aeromoplanes at K-State. I feel the need, the need for speed...or at least going 110kts in a 172...


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                                Sounds like you need a massage.
                                Originally posted by kpeng
                                Who the hell is Vlad?

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