just have the anal beads ready and your shoulder limbered up in the event she flakes on you.
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Originally posted by HennaE30 View PostWell she backed out on me.said that family has been jerking her around all weekend, so we are rescheduled for next weekend.
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Well you've been dating for a week and already planned a dual birthday for her and your mom. Not exactly taking it slow. Probably freaked her out brooooo.
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Yeah dude, gotta take is slow. Act like you don't give a shit and let HER make those suggestions when she's ready.
...geez, you sound like you've never been in a relationship or been close with a chic before.
From all the and female interactions you've had, this makes no sense
If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!
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Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View PostYeah dude, gotta take is slow. Act like you don't give a shit and let HER make those suggestions when she's ready.
...geez, you sound like you've never been in a relationship or been close with a chic before.
From all the and female interactions you've had, this makes no sense
Originally posted by MrBurgundy View PostWell you've been dating for a week and already planned a dual birthday for her and your mom. Not exactly taking it slow. Probably freaked her out brooooo.
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Nah we are actually gravy. She got guilt tripped into some shit by nieces and nephews. To be fair, you guys haven't been present so it's kinda hard to explain our situation. But regardless, we are doing great, things are working well. :)
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkOriginally posted by flyboyxhow about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?Originally posted by Northernbeer is my new liver cleanse.
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Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
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I am so glad we are getting play by play feedback of your brand new, honeymoon phase, relationship.
I really wish every member of R3v would do this. Would be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o gravy.
/sarcasmMy previous build (currently E30-less)
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390
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Originally posted by MR E30 325is View PostI am so glad we are getting play by play feedback of your brand new, honeymoon phase, relationship.
I really wish every member of R3v would do this. Would be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o gravy.
/sarcasm
? Bitch about it some more?
In other news, packing fucking sucks.
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkOriginally posted by flyboyxhow about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?Originally posted by Northernbeer is my new liver cleanse.
Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
'01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3
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Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View Post:popcorn:
This gonna get good
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Originally posted by flyboyxI imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.
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Originally posted by ThatM20Guy View PostThis gonna get good
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Though, I do suppose we could try a bit harder.My previous build (currently E30-less)
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390
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Super white dutch boy having racist thoughts...
So i'm selling a part on fb for $30 and some kid asks if I'll take $20, I say sure. That evening he says he's on his way to pick it up, it's about a 30 minute drive. 50 minutes later he sends me a message asking me to meet him half-way at a Best Buy (actually a bit more than half for me) because his car is overheating. For $20 it doesn't seem worth it, but since I'm a nice guy and the meeting place was right off the highway I figure I can help him out. Mainly I just want this part I've been trying to sell finally gone. So, 20 minutes later I show up in my e36 to the meeting place only to find about 6 cars parked in a neat row like it's some kind of mini car meet. A couple e36s and other shit cars. I figure he got his friends there helping him with his car (I can't tell which is his), but as I roll up I can see they're all just chilling like nothing is wrong... Irritation starts setting in...
I park by the group and get out to open the trunk. I make some eye contact with people but just get smirks or weird sideways looks. I don't know who the actual kid is but soon he comes over. Typically when I sell/buy parts there's a friendly greeting and we end up shooting the breeze for five minutes about general car stuff first. But this kid doesn't say hi or introduce himself or thank me for taking my time and gas to meet him over a $20 part... Just a blank, careless look. We make the exchange, then, curious about his "overheating" story, I ask him what's wrong with his car. He says he doesn't know, it's just acting weird; his friend is the mechanic, not him. Supposedly they were all planning to cruise up to my place but couldn't because of his car. Right... So I ask again about his car overheating but don't really get an answer, just more looks like they want me to leave. I want to call him out on his BS his story but decided it's probably smarter to leave instead of suddenly having 12 guys scowling up in my face...
So i guess I'm annoyed that this jackoff probably lied in order to get me to make the long drive instead of him. Or, he could at least have gotten one of his friends to give him a ride if his car was actually having problems. I've dealt with this more than once before with this flavor of buyer where I'll be nice and make a long drive because they're having "car trouble," but then get zero appreciation and cold, silent looks from a gang of guys watching me unload parts from my trunk. Never again with these fucking people.
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Originally posted by E30 Wagen View PostSuper white dutch boy having racist thoughts...
So i'm selling a part on fb for $30 and some kid asks if I'll take $20, I say sure. That evening he says he's on his way to pick it up, it's about a 30 minute drive. 50 minutes later he sends me a message asking me to meet him half-way at a Best Buy (actually a bit more than half for me) because his car is overheating. For $20 it doesn't seem worth it, but since I'm a nice guy and the meeting place was right off the highway I figure I can help him out. Mainly I just want this part I've been trying to sell finally gone. So, 20 minutes later I show up in my e36 to the meeting place only to find about 6 cars parked in a neat row like it's some kind of mini car meet. A couple e36s and other shit cars. I figure he got his friends there helping him with his car (I can't tell which is his), but as I roll up I can see they're all just chilling like nothing is wrong... Irritation starts setting in...
Yeah that's really shitty. All the interactions I've had with local e30/r3v people have been awesome. Couple of em I've talked to for around 45min about car stuff after the sale. I guess it's a matter of time before I get a shitty one :/
Originally posted by MR E30 325is View PostNah, I think Mr. Henna, erm, I mean lil plumber, has been around long enough and has enough posts to avoid getting sucked into Mr. Burgundy and my shenanigans.
Though, I do suppose we could try a bit harder.
Heehee...1 vote for him to put Lil Plumber in his sig...
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Originally posted by flyboyxI imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.
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Originally posted by E30 Wagen View PostSuper white dutch boy having racist thoughts...
So i'm selling a part on fb for $30 and some kid asks if I'll take $20, I say sure. That evening he says he's on his way to pick it up, it's about a 30 minute drive. 50 minutes later he sends me a message asking me to meet him half-way at a Best Buy (actually a bit more than half for me) because his car is overheating. For $20 it doesn't seem worth it, but since I'm a nice guy and the meeting place was right off the highway I figure I can help him out. Mainly I just want this part I've been trying to sell finally gone. So, 20 minutes later I show up in my e36 to the meeting place only to find about 6 cars parked in a neat row like it's some kind of mini car meet. A couple e36s and other shit cars. I figure he got his friends there helping him with his car (I can't tell which is his), but as I roll up I can see they're all just chilling like nothing is wrong... Irritation starts setting in...
I park by the group and get out to open the trunk. I make some eye contact with people but just get smirks or weird sideways looks. I don't know who the actual kid is but soon he comes over. Typically when I sell/buy parts there's a friendly greeting and we end up shooting the breeze for five minutes about general car stuff first. But this kid doesn't say hi or introduce himself or thank me for taking my time and gas to meet him over a $20 part... Just a blank, careless look. We make the exchange, then, curious about his "overheating" story, I ask him what's wrong with his car. He says he doesn't know, it's just acting weird; his friend is the mechanic, not him. Supposedly they were all planning to cruise up to my place but couldn't because of his car. Right... So I ask again about his car overheating but don't really get an answer, just more looks like they want me to leave. I want to call him out on his BS his story but decided it's probably smarter to leave instead of suddenly having 12 guys scowling up in my face...
So i guess I'm annoyed that this jackoff probably lied in order to get me to make the long drive instead of him. Or, he could at least have gotten one of his friends to give him a ride if his car was actually having problems. I've dealt with this more than once before with this flavor of buyer where I'll be nice and make a long drive because they're having "car trouble," but then get zero appreciation and cold, silent looks from a gang of guys watching me unload parts from my trunk. Never again with these fucking people.
Originally posted by ThatM20Guy View PostYeah that's really shitty. All the interactions I've had with local e30/r3v people have been awesome. Couple of em I've talked to for around 45min about car stuff after the sale. I guess it's a matter of time before I get a shitty one :/
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