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Originally posted by MrBurgundy View PostHere you go dude
Only the best quality for u
Don't mind that crazy bitch
Is she...
Originally posted by MrBurgundy View PostThis lady that just came into the shop and asked if I were the one to eat her. I said, yes, I am the man.
Then she says, yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou're the man
Me- Yes, I am the man
her- I need an "oil change"
me- okay, I can do that (gave her the wink)
her- so you know what you're doing
me- yes, I am the man
her- are you sure (she then starts peeking around inside the my pants)
me- Yeah, I build CnB machines too, that's what that stuff is for
Then she just didn't say anything for a minute and give me an up and down look.
I'm wearing my snap-on sweater, black pants and some converse.
Me- if you don't feel comfortable, you don't have to do it here.
her- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrm, someone recommended you, but idk....
I was actually slightly offended haha
Then I told her let me know if she wants to do it and I walked away.
This has never happened to me before in my life. I guess I look like a guy who doesn't know what he's doing, or a man that's not capable of doing her
and was her first instinct correct? :devil:
:p
Sorry!! Could not resist, Lol!!! :grin:1990 325i
2004 330i Individual 6-speedsigpic
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the descriptiveness of that ad is unparalleled. probably worth the price though.sigpic
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Just had interview with local BMW dealership for an internship. Gawd I hope I get it. Fingers crossed
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I noticed last night while looking in the mirror my hairline is receding a fair bit (I'm 26). I've never been a vain person and I know baldness runs in my family, but I'm really scared im gonna get that bald pattern that recedes in the corners and converges at the top of the head and leaves that island of hair up front. Like, wtf do you do with that.
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