My wife has something lodged in her belly. [B]AGAIN!!!!![/B]

[Todd Black 88]

Maybe sex failed because your penis is too small. I would go for the fisting example if that footrub fails.

It's not the sex as much as it is the cum.

gangbang?

[Todd Black 88]

i google searched induce labor... this is what I got.

stay safe OP

Why does it look like some strange prehistoric beast has eaten a baby, and now is trying to eat a hand, in that picture?

Creepy

[Ether-D]

Pantless, there's no room for talk like that in here. Seriously. I know it's your experience, but he doesn't need added worry now.

Have her tie her own shoes, it worked when my twins were taking their time.

[LJ851]

where do you insert that?

Gold.

Maybe sex failed because your penis is too small. I would go for the fisting example if that footrub fails.

It's not the sex as much as it is the cum.

[Pantless Spency]

careful with waiting man....

my sister went into "false labor" one night, they sent her home saying it was early contractions with out inducing labor.
the next day she went into labor and gave birth to a stillborn....

[Stanley Rockafella]

Eggplant parm.

where do you insert that?

[flyboyx]

anal sex?


you should tell her that lots and lots of blow jobs will make the baby come. probably won't help, but at least you will get lots and lots of blow jobs.

[delatlanta1281]

Eggplant parm.

[5ickride]

Walking helps. Have her walk, as much as she can.

[F34R]

Maybe sex failed because your penis is too small. I would go for the fisting example if that footrub fails.

[ST1G]

Our first born is now almost a week past its well done date...

She really wants a natural birth, but if this bundle of joy doesn't get the vacate her uterus by the 13th, we'll be forced to start the eviction process.

We've tried sex... I give her all I got weekend when I come home, but all that does is trigger 5 hours of intense false labor pains which then subside. Spent the night at the hospital last weekend because of it. She got to 3cm and stopped.

She bounces on an excersize ball in her free time and has become one of the gang at the senior citizens morning mall walks.

Spicy food? Check, she's a vegetarian who just ate 13 Asian zing boneless wings tonight as an act of total desperation.

Any and all help is appreciated. Please keep in mind though, we prefer to serve this warrant alive.

Best to pair the Asian Zing with the salt 'n vinegar powder to achieve desired results.

Rub three fingers up from the medial malleolus on the inside of the right ankle.




When it works, you are naming your baby Farbin, deal?

How the waffleswaffleswaffles do you know this stuff. I swear Farbin you're a Doctor, Lawyer, Potato farmer, cheap hooker, and Master Debater.

[Exodus_2pt0]

But do we have a deal?

Gotta check with the Warden.... I'll do my best.

[Mr. Tasty]

i google searched induce labor... this is what I got.

stay safe OP

[Farbin Kaiber]

On it.

But do we have a deal?

[Dj Buttchug]

i google searched induce labor... this is what I got.

stay safe OP