My wife has something lodged in her belly. [B]AGAIN!!!!![/B]

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  • Exodus_2pt0
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    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
    Rub three fingers up from the medial malleolus on the inside of the right ankle.





    When it works, you are naming your baby Farbin, deal?
    On it.

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  • Farbin Kaiber
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    Rub three fingers up from the medial malleolus on the inside of the right ankle.





    When it works, you are naming your baby Farbin, deal?

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  • Exodus_2pt0
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    Originally posted by codyep3
    should have done that yesterday, 50% on boneless thursdays
    Were off to a strong start here. Gave my wife a good laugh, which she needs right now. Keep em coming.

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  • Mr. Tasty
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    Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0

    Spicy food? Check, she's a vegetarian who just ate 13 Asian zing boneless wings tonight as an act of total desparation.

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    should have done that yesterday, 50% on boneless thursdays

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  • Exodus_2pt0
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    I invoke the power of R3V to help resolve this matter.

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  • My wife has something lodged in her belly. [B]AGAIN!!!!![/B]

    Update!

    Well, I've kept quiet about this for 9 months now, but my wife is now 38 weeks along with out second! Pretty stoked! Will bump this thread again when we head to the hospital.




    Our first born is now almost a week past its well done date...

    She really wants a natural birth, but if this bundle of joy doesn't get the vacate her uterus by the 13th, we'll be forced to start the eviction process.

    We've tried sex... I give her all I got weekend when I come home, but all that does is trigger 5 hours of intense false labor pains which then subside. Spent the night at the hospital last weekend because of it. She got to 3cm and stopped.

    She bounces on an excersize ball in her free time and has become one of the gang at the senior citizens morning mall walks.

    Spicy food? Check, she's a vegetarian who just ate 13 Asian zing boneless wings tonight as an act of total desparation.

    Any and all help is appreciated. Please keep in mind though, we prefer to serve this warrant alive.


    Introducing Eden Elisabeth Brown, 12/10/13 at 10:46pm.
    Last edited by Exodus_2pt0; 12-24-2015, 05:09 PM.
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