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  • parkerbink
    R3V OG
    • Jun 2004
    • 10137

    #1

    h0lmes personal ad

    To begin little girl I'll do that:
    Originally posted by h0lmes
    I am interested in Brokeback mountain anal sex, I like being fucked in the ass while the prarie dogs (and my mom) watch. I don't like waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.
    Then I'll do that. Don't worry This is the beginning.
    Originally posted by h0lmes
    Dude I have that same picture of George Clooney, is it the one where he is fucking me in the ass while you're jizzing in my mouth?
    Now what you going to do little girl? maybe this:
    Originally posted by h0lmes
    Mods please (sniffle) make him stop, (sniffle) I have no balls and can do nothing but cry waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • Ben Carufel
    R3V Elite
    • Jun 2004
    • 5248

    #2
    OK seriously, parkerbink...this stuff is just mildly funny at this point, bordering on the edge of obsessive.

    You might want to retard the homo just a little bit.

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    • parkerbink
      R3V OG
      • Jun 2004
      • 10137

      #3
      Did you see his post about my Wife? Asking me what I am going to do? I say no, I do this.

      He is a bitch, bitches get slapped.

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      • Jon325i
        R3V OG
        • Oct 2003
        • 6934

        #4
        Originally posted by Ben Carufel
        OK seriously, parkerbink...this stuff is just mildly funny at this point, bordering on the edge of obsessive.

        You might want to retard the homo just a little bit.
        You're just upset that Bareback Mountain didn't get best picture at the Oscars last night :-P

        Jon
        Rides...
        1991 325i - sold :(
        2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

        RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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        • parkerbink
          R3V OG
          • Jun 2004
          • 10137

          #5
          VW German technology YO! Unpimp that ride! Ben, the second quote not changed that much, he was talking smack about Permit's sister.
          Last edited by parkerbink; 03-06-2006, 07:56 AM.

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          • nando
            Moderator
            • Nov 2003
            • 34827

            #6
            you know, for somebody in your 30's you sure act like a child sometimes.

            this thread is
            Build thread

            Bimmerlabs

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            • Brew
              No R3VLimiter
              • Oct 2003
              • 3060

              #7
              Way to act your age. :up:
              '91 318is
              sigpic

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              • FredK
                R3V OG
                • Oct 2003
                • 14752

                #8
                I think the worst part is that the original post isn't even remotely funny.

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                • 325Projectz
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 1956

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Brew
                  Way to act your age. :up:
                  91 m3

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                  • parkerbink
                    R3V OG
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 10137

                    #10
                    Originally posted by nando
                    you know, for somebody in your 30's you sure act like a child sometimes.

                    this thread is
                    Actually I will be 44 in May. He has pissed me off. I will make him miserable. For those of you thinking this is odd I refer you here: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/show...t=65119&page=2
                    Last edited by parkerbink; 03-06-2006, 08:43 AM.

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                    • Jarvis
                      R3VLimited
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 2132

                      #11
                      Seriously, this is middle-school level maturity. BAN.

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                      • BimmerToad
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 1537

                        #12
                        Damn, I hope I act more sophisticated than you when I'm in my 40s...
                        San Diego BMW repair -> Jake @ www.littlecarshop.com Great guy :up:

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                        • FredK
                          R3V OG
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 14752

                          #13
                          Let it go dude. You went off on h0lmes after he correctly stated the Bentley is closer to a buck fifty than 300K. You're not gonna tell me you got your Hanes Her Ways in a bunch over him telling you that he fucked your wife, are you?

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                          • nando
                            Moderator
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 34827

                            #14
                            oh yeah, if you really hate h0lmes that much the forum does have this thing called an ignore feature..
                            Build thread

                            Bimmerlabs

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                            • parkerbink
                              R3V OG
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 10137

                              #15
                              It is 300k. and even if not he has no right to talk shit about Wives/Moms/whatever. Why not get your panties out of your mangina?

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