Bird poop phenomenon

[markseven]

I had one worse happen a couple weeks ago and it all happened in a few hours between 9am or so and lunch. there's nothing above my work parking spot either.

Thank you, I don't feel as targeted now (no pun intended). Apparently the phenomenon is migrating...

Have you tasted it to verify it's constitution?

We don't do that in my family, but to each their own.

I got a huge fucking wad of bird shit in the door handle of the e46 the other day. Along with giant shits on the windshield and down the rear door.

This was on my TDI the other day. Looks glorious, doesn't it? I'm convinced a pterodactyl took a shit on it.

I can deal with it if the occurrences are normal, however, the freakishly sized ones are, well, freakish.

Definitely have been bird shat on. It's a hit or miss.

Appears to be a direct hit in this case.

Hehe...

If you drove a sentra this wouldn't have happened.

:giggle:

Could have to do with the color, what color is the E30?

This is interesting - the E30 was Laguna Green. Your thoughts?

Bullseye.

Crows, seagulls, and pigeons: flying rats.

I remember my uncle getting pooped on by a seagull when I was a kid. Everyone thought it was pretty funny but him, which seems to be a commonality for other people & their things getting shit on.

When I was 5 or so, my mom and I were walking to the store. It was summer, midday, really hot. She wanted me to wear a cap, I didn't; she would put it on me, I kept taking it off. Finally, she gave in, let me take off the hat, and guess what??? Three seconds later a got shat upon by a crow. pwned.

was there a loaf of bread crumbs scattered on the trunk/asphalt?

After CSI'ing, looks like birds were chilling on your deck lid, what were they doing is tbd, looks like maybe some sort of staging area for them? Any dumpster/garbage cans nearby?

No bro, no bird talon scratches like they had been cruising around on the deck lid. We are not close to any dumpsters or trash cans, either.

Clearly you upset the birds in some manner. Did you perform a cult like ritual in your neighborhood dressed as a bird by chance? That would offend me if I was a bird.

Not that I recall.

you parked under a very popular overhead wire where the birds were hangin..and sh*ttin..

dlm

Nope! Nothing, I mean NOTHING for them to perch on.

lol how to make a car look shitty :D See what I did there :p

Nice third post ;)

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