Bird poop phenomenon

[OOMPH!]

Bullseye.

[quikveedb2]

I remember my uncle getting pooped on by a seagull when I was a kid. Everyone thought it was pretty funny but him, which seems to be a commonality for other people & their things getting shit on.

[hammrdwn510]

was there a loaf of bread crumbs scattered on the trunk/asphalt?

After CSI'ing, looks like birds were chilling on your deck lid, what were they doing is tbd, looks like maybe some sort of staging area for them? Any dumpster/garbage cans nearby?

[Thizzelle]

you must first ask the 5 whys.
Bird shit on my Miata where a E30 use to be. Why?
Because not Gods chariot and they don't give a fuck about a Miata. Only needed 1 why, root cause, problem solved.

[dannyyisntt]

Bird poop phenomenon

Clearly you upset the birds in some manner. Did you perform a cult like ritual in your neighborhood dressed as a bird by chance? That would offend me if I was a bird.

[Deltron Dirty30]

these birds are clearly homophobic.


its 2014 when will these animals learn that gays are people too!

[redsubdivisions]

This was on my TDI the other day. Looks glorious, doesn't it? I'm convinced a pterodactyl took a shit on it.

[dlmrun2002]

you parked under a very popular overhead wire where the birds were hangin..and sh*ttin..

dlm

[CabbE30]

Why am I not surprised that the rear of your Miata is covered in shit-stained splooge?

[E30 Wagen]

It's just some gays marking their territory.

[brbahner]

looks like the aftermath of some gnarly butt sex.

Bird problem? or adventure loving neighbor problem?

[DER E30]

Pretty common when you park a miata where an e30 once sat.

Definitely have been bird shat on. It's a hit or miss.

Appears to be a direct hit in this case.

Thanks for the laughs! Stupid birds!

[QUKBMER]

Pretty common when you park a miata where an e30 once sat.

This forsure ^^^^^

[QUKBMER]

Bullseye.

Bombs away !!!!! operation Rolling thunder all over again. lol

[drakey]

lol how to make a car look shitty :D See what I did there :p