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    #16
    Bullseye.


    SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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      #17
      I remember my uncle getting pooped on by a seagull when I was a kid. Everyone thought it was pretty funny but him, which seems to be a commonality for other people & their things getting shit on.
      Originally posted by Dozyproductions
      You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

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        #18
        was there a loaf of bread crumbs scattered on the trunk/asphalt?

        After CSI'ing, looks like birds were chilling on your deck lid, what were they doing is tbd, looks like maybe some sort of staging area for them? Any dumpster/garbage cans nearby?

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          #19
          you must first ask the 5 whys.
          Bird shit on my Miata where a E30 use to be. Why?
          Because not Gods chariot and they don't give a fuck about a Miata. Only needed 1 why, root cause, problem solved.
          "I wanna see da boat movie"
          "I got a tree on my house"

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            #20
            Bird poop phenomenon

            Clearly you upset the birds in some manner. Did you perform a cult like ritual in your neighborhood dressed as a bird by chance? That would offend me if I was a bird.
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              #21
              these birds are clearly homophobic.


              its 2014 when will these animals learn that gays are people too!
              Originally posted by HarryPotter
              not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
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                #22


                This was on my TDI the other day. Looks glorious, doesn't it? I'm convinced a pterodactyl took a shit on it.
                1989 325i - 2.7i, Holset H1C, 60lb injectors, whodwho MS-PNP.
                2012 Passat TDI - DD Duty
                2008 GMC Yukon XL Denali - Kiddie hauler/grocery getter

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                  #23
                  you parked under a very popular overhead wire where the birds were hangin..and sh*ttin..

                  dlm

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                    #24
                    Why am I not surprised that the rear of your Miata is covered in shit-stained splooge?

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                      #25
                      It's just some gays marking their territory.
                      My Feedback

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                        #26
                        looks like the aftermath of some gnarly butt sex.

                        Bird problem? or adventure loving neighbor problem?

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by akorcovelos View Post
                          Pretty common when you park a miata where an e30 once sat.

                          Originally posted by Dozyproductions View Post
                          Definitely have been bird shat on. It's a hit or miss.
                          Originally posted by ajhostetter View Post
                          Appears to be a direct hit in this case.


                          Thanks for the laughs! Stupid birds!
                          -Christian

                          '02 ///M3 CarbonSchwartz 6MT daily beast
                          08/91 Mtechnic II 325IC alpine/lotus
                          318iS, slow build/garage queen...
                          '37 Chevy pickup, the über project
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                            #28
                            Originally posted by akorcovelos View Post
                            Pretty common when you park a miata where an e30 once sat.
                            This forsure ^^^^^
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                            garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by OOMPH! View Post
                              Bullseye.

                              Bombs away !!!!! operation Rolling thunder all over again. lol
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                              garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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                                #30
                                lol how to make a car look shitty :D See what I did there :p

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