The Official DEAD BABY JOKE Thread (Warning: Reading=NoWhine, STFU)

[AndrewBird]

We've needed this for a while, so I figured, why not.


How do you keep a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A dead baby in a newspaper press.
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How do you keep a baby from downing?

Take your foot off its head.
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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.
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How many dead babies will fit in an oven?

15
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball?

You can't load one of them into a truck with a pitchfork.
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What do you get when you see a dead baby?

I don't know about you, but I get an erection.

[Mastrcruse]

That last one if F*in sick dude!

[Blister]

What's red and clings to your leg?

A homesick abortion


What's red and screams?

A peeled baby in a bag of salt


What's red and silver and runs into walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes

[dirty30]

Whats worse than a dead baby stapled to a tree?
A dead baby stapled to ten trees.

What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Baby with slashed floaties.

What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.





thats all I got....I am going to go throw up now

[rede30]

i like the oven one, the only thing that came to mind was "oh yea, that sounds about right."

[The Fast One!]

i like the oven one, the only thing that came to mind was "oh yea, that sounds about right."

roffles!

[fretburnr]

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and an m3?

I don't have an m3 in my garage.

[Garageaholic]

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender...


With a straw

[Turf1600]

How do you get 5 babies out of a bowl?

Tostitos

[Kman]

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and an m3?

I don't have an m3 in my garage.

LOL!!!!!!!

[86espowa]

holy hell i love dead baby jokes.

keep these sick perverted jokes acoming!!!!

[FJ40]

hahaha yeah I love them too, whenever I bring them up everyone thinks i'm insane, kinda has a small audience compared to other jokes...

[imsotyerred]

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't cum on an apple before i eat it

[JGood]

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't cum on an apple before i eat it

i would like to see the president of the the united states, on public tv, say that joke.

[fretburnr]

good bump! i forgot about this thread