The Official DEAD BABY JOKE Thread (Warning: Reading=NoWhine, STFU)

[stevofthahill]

Chuck Norris eats a baby every time someone posts in this thread

and that's a problem how?

[jflip2002]

A guy told me at work yesterday..

Whats the difference between a dead baby and lindsay lohan?
I wouldnt fuck lindsay lohan

[89isluv]

Whats Black and Blue and doesn't like sex?

The 8 month old in my trunk!!!!!

[crunk3]

NWS Tasty Babies http://www.renminbao.com/rmb/article.../12/35899.html

[swimstarguy]

NWS Tasty Babies http://www.renminbao.com/rmb/article.../12/35899.html

WTF IS THAT!

Goodness I hope that's not serious.

I've heard of stuff like that before but I always assumed it to be crap and not true.


~Zar4

[mrsleeve]

DAMMM WTF dude thats just nasty.

[czag13]

Dead baby jokes are alright, but that's just nasty!

[Mr.sexymorningvoice]

how many babies does it take to fill a bottle of baby oil?

depends on how hard you squeeze

[BBY1104]

What is the Difference between a 100 cheeseburgers and a 100 dead babies?



I havn't eaten a 100 cheeseburgers!!

[MtechNick]

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't cum on an apple before i eat it

thank you :bow:

[E30nate]

whats the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies?

you cant move the babies with a pitch fork.

whats a baby look like in a blender?

i dont know i was too busy masturbating.

thats all i got. all my other ones have been told already.

[jflip2002]

that dead baby stew looks fucking disgusting. Thats almost going over the line, if there were one.

[AndrewBird]

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?

So you can see it's reaction.

[jflip2002]

Anymore? We got to telling them today at work, so I figured Id revive this one.

[MIKe30]

that link is digusting.