The Official DEAD BABY JOKE Thread (Warning: Reading=NoWhine, STFU)

[325_e30]

that link is digusting.

+1
but the jokes were A+!

[Eecen]

lol. crunk that link is nas-ty.

[Jand3rson]

Dear god, I'd forgotten all about this thread. I love dead baby jokes.

[Eecen]

How do you stop a baby from crying?
Cum in it's mouth.

What’s the difference between a luxurious, fur rug and a pile of dead babies?
I don’t lay down on a luxurious, fur rug when I’m masturbating.

How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?
The problem goes away with the aid of a coathangar.

Whats the best part about sex with a five year old boy?
Watching him break down on the witness stand.



Gawd, is it a bad sign I laugh at these jokes?


A guy was having sex with a girl, and decided he was going to try his luck, flip her over and do her doggy style. The girl didn’t complain, and just went along with it. The guy got a little more daring and decided to stick his finger in her asshole. She still didn’t say anything, and seemed to be enjoying it. The guy decided to go all the way and proceeded to slip his dick in her asshole.
The girl suddenly froze, looked back at him over her shoulder, and said “Don’t you think it’s a little bit presumptuous for you to think it’s okay to fuck me in the ass?”

“Presumptuous is a very big word for a five year old” he replied.

[devon.818]

how do you get 10 dead babies in a salsa dish?
blender

how do you get them out?
tostitos!

[shiftbmw]

What do you get when you put a baby in a microwave?

An erection.

[Sailor37]

i thought i had seen everything until i clicked that linky....i seriously want that click back

[Massimo]

Man this thread is messed up.




But that is why I like R3V

[AndrewBird]

Dear god I had forgotten all about this thread...

[pantelones]

oh man the baby in the soup... that doesn’t even look photo shopped, is that shit legit? regardless dead baby jokes are still hilarious.

[cale]

Wish I didn't click that link, but I don't think it's real. I'd chop my own mothers head off with a cinderblock if she ever did that.

Jokes are lawl though.

[TurboJake]

Funny story. I had to go to family planning today for ethics class, and saw that they had wire coathangers on the coat rack.

I pointed and let out a loud HA!. And then the teacher busted out laughing (Which is only made funnier because she's pregnant), and then the attendant did, but nobody else from the class did.
I don't think the class got it, which is depressing

[devon.818]

Funny story. I had to go to family planning today for ethics class, and saw that they had wire coathangers on the coat rack.

I pointed and let out a loud HA!. And then the teacher busted out laughing (Which is only made funnier because she's pregnant), and then the attendant did, but nobody else from the class did.
I don't think the class got it, which is depressing

NICE
i woulda said something like..."so you keep your tools organized for quick access eh? mind if i test one out on (__insert random whore in classes name)!"

[TurboJake]

It was the instant reaction type of thing. I wasn't even 2 steps in the door.

And, the doctor had absolutely NO sense of humor. She really didn't approve of my "Why can't doctors be prosecuted for taking naked photos of dead babies? That's child pornography!" question....


My Ethics teacher loves me....

[NigelStu]

Here's a couple for ya

Lobsters



Where's my hot sauce???