The Official DEAD BABY JOKE Thread (Warning: Reading=NoWhine, STFU)

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  • stevofthahill
    R3VLimited
    • Apr 2005
    • 2468
    #31
    Originally posted by thull
    Chuck Norris eats a baby every time someone posts in this thread
    and that's a problem how?

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      • jflip2002
        R3V Elite
        • Sep 2006
        • 4377
        #32
        A guy told me at work yesterday..

        Whats the difference between a dead baby and lindsay lohan?
        I wouldnt fuck lindsay lohan
        Originally posted by blunt
        i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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          • 89isluv
            Wrencher
            • Oct 2005
            • 285
            #33
            Whats Black and Blue and doesn't like sex?

            The 8 month old in my trunk!!!!!
            sigpic

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              • crunk3
                M5
                • Sep 2006
                • 1182
                #34
                NWS Tasty Babies http://www.renminbao.com/rmb/article.../12/35899.html
                91 318iS http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2396154

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                  • swimstarguy
                    Advanced Member
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 131
                    #35
                    Originally posted by crunk3
                    NWS Tasty Babies http://www.renminbao.com/rmb/article.../12/35899.html
                    WTF IS THAT!

                    Goodness I hope that's not serious.

                    I've heard of stuff like that before but I always assumed it to be crap and not true.


                    ~Zar4

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                      • mrsleeve
                        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 16385
                        #36
                        DAMMM WTF dude thats just nasty.
                        Originally posted by Fusion
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                          • czag13
                            Grease Monkey
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 300
                            #37
                            Dead baby jokes are alright, but that's just nasty!

                            :(^SOLD^:(

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                              • Mr.sexymorningvoice
                                E30 Addict
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 402
                                #38
                                how many babies does it take to fill a bottle of baby oil?

                                depends on how hard you squeeze
                                sigpic

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                                  • BBY1104
                                    #39
                                    What is the Difference between a 100 cheeseburgers and a 100 dead babies?



                                    I havn't eaten a 100 cheeseburgers!!

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                                      • MtechNick
                                        Noobie
                                        • Jan 2008
                                        • 34
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by imsotyerred
                                        What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

                                        I don't cum on an apple before i eat it


                                        thank you :bow:

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                                          • E30nate
                                            E30 Enthusiast
                                            • Oct 2007
                                            • 1050
                                            #41
                                            whats the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies?

                                            you cant move the babies with a pitch fork.

                                            whats a baby look like in a blender?

                                            i dont know i was too busy masturbating.

                                            thats all i got. all my other ones have been told already.

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                                              • jflip2002
                                                R3V Elite
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 4377
                                                #42
                                                that dead baby stew looks fucking disgusting. Thats almost going over the line, if there were one.
                                                Originally posted by blunt
                                                i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                                                  • AndrewBird
                                                    The Mad Scientist
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 11892
                                                    #43
                                                    Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?

                                                    So you can see it's reaction.

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                                                      • jflip2002
                                                        R3V Elite
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 4377
                                                        #44
                                                        Anymore? We got to telling them today at work, so I figured Id revive this one.
                                                        Originally posted by blunt
                                                        i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                                                          • MIKe30
                                                            R3VLimited
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 2334
                                                            #45
                                                            that link is digusting.

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