The Official *Things that piss you off* thread

[Ether-D]

Sounds like you work with the physical embodiment of r3v.

I think r3v is actually 14-year-olds in 14-year-old bodies...

[Mr. Burns]

plus if he's at the gym 5X a week he would know that pasta is probably the worst you can do to your body day in and day out.

I'd wager on OCD/depression on this poor guy.

don't be so quick to judge as you never know what another could be going through, EVEN if it means it inconveniences your thoughts, judgements and opinions.

[Ether-D]

It's hard for me to hate the guy if it's something that's not his fault.

Sounds to me like he really does have some type of disorder. I'd wager that the pasta and sauce is all the same type/brand/size.

[Mr. Burns]

I feel bad for the guy Janderson is bitching about.

he needs a friend, and real ones at that.

[Swanny]

The Official *Things that piss you off* thread

he guy drives me fucking CRAZY, he's like an arrogant 14 year old in a 30 year old's body. Something has got to be off-base with him, but I don't know what.

Sounds like you work with the physical embodiment of r3v.

[Jand3rson]

Meh, I don't think he'll be around forever. And truth be told, I don't hate the guy, he just annoys the ever-loving FUCK out of me. I mean, I guess he's nice enough, but is a complete social retard. He's one of those people that utterly refuses to improve their station in life. He is completely unwilling to take any kind of a risk or do something outside of his comfort zone, rely on anyone else, accept help or assistance, or take charge of a situation in any way.

He came out drinking with a bunch of us from work a few weeks ago, and I crashed on his floor with a few others to avoid driving home. He's got nothing in his apartment but his TV, a futon, and his dining room table with his computer on it. Everything he has is on the floor, a mess, and surrounded by empty pasta boxes and empty pasta sauce jars, which is pretty much all he eats, if it's not Subway. I do think there might be something mentally off with him, I just can't figure out what, so it's hard for me to hate the guy if it's something that's not his fault.

[flyboyx]

wow! ok....now, we want to know how you really feel about him? start calling him clif clavin(like from cheers)

maybe he needs a good, hard ass fucking by his boyfriend?

if he truly is that bad and you all hate him that much, why don't you start fucking with the guy's head?

work your way up to getting an office pool to anonymously buy the guy a couple male strippers(for a random friday just before the end of the work day). take a shit in his coffee cup. fuck with his work station/desk. take some pictures of him and set him up with an account on that gay version of tinder. every time someone in the office has to fart, walk over to the guy and give him a nice crop dusting. start a rumor that you saw him walking around town somewhere holding hands with a man and kissing him..... have sex toys delivered to the office in unrecognizable packaging so he will open the "gift" in sight of everyone. use your imagination. this can actually be lots of fun. just change your perspective a little.

when i flew out in the south pacific, we had one pilot that was pretty much just like this but perhaps much worse... we tried to be nice to him for a long time. at some point, everyone grew really sick of his shit. basically, we ostracized him from the group and pretty much did what i lined out above until he got sick of it and left for the mainland. even today, i sometimes laugh my ass off thinking of some of the crazy shit we pulled on this guy. it worked to our benefit that he was dumb as fuck. i know it may sound sadistic, but in the long run the result is probably whats best for everyone. you and your coworkers have the ability to make this guy find a different line of work too. think about it.....meet your other colleagues in small groups away from work and start plotting your course.


i guess the other option would be to have an intervention where you can all sit around and sing kum byah with your vaginas or an HR person present.

[Jand3rson]

This fucking guy that I work with. He's such a pathetic tard, I want to just put him out of his misery.

He's like 28, lives alone, and has never even gotten laid. He talks about working out all the time, but he eats Subway like every day and drinks at least on 20oz. soda per day. Just about everything that comes out of his mouth about working out is total bullshit, he has no idea what he's talking about. He takes everything everyone says like they're making a serious point, and has to counter ANYTHING you say to him with either an argument (made up of bullshit), or he has to give you an in-depth 5 minute explanation of why that makes sense, or what he would do.

He's also one of those people that flat-out refuses to accept any kind of advice, help, assistance, or anything at all. He's constantly talking about his back and neck hurting, and we have an on-site mobility and fitness coach who comes every other week, and he refuses to go see him, even though it's free. He also just wrecked his shitty car on the way to work a few weeks ago, and now is stuck without a car, and refuses to take anyone's advice on getting a new car. He won't finance one, even though he's got no/perfect credit, and he won't ask anyone in his family for help. Adding to that, he lives alone and only pays like $700 a month rent, but is constantly bitching that he's broke and can't afford this, that and whatever else.

Beyond that, he's really rude, but I don't think he even realizes it. He'll just butt his way through wherever you're working, step in to use whatever computer or station you're using (I work in a warehouse in shipping/logistics), move your stuff out of his way without even asking you to move something first, and is always, always getting into everyone else's business and conversations. And if it's not that, he's bitching about always getting blamed for problems (he screws up all the time), and when something does come back that he screwed up, he won't let it go, sometimes for days at a time. The guy drives me fucking CRAZY, he's like an arrogant 14 year old in a 30 year old's body. Something has got to be off-base with him, but I don't know what.

[DER E30]

When you walk in a public bathroom and somebody took a really stinky dump...:down:

[rcsoundn1]

how bout tattoo on??

I'm married as well, 32, recently moved to GA, and got my 2nd E30 about a week prior to our move. Couldn't drive it here, raised our move costs by about 1g. And now we need to store 2 cars that are hobbies. She is in full support, guess I am lucky as well.

[Dj Buttchug]

bitches that draw their eyebrows on

[Mr. Burns]

I'm married with a 7 year old
Priorities change yes. But you don't need to kiss your hobbies goodbye.
My wife fully supports my e30 obsession/music and dj obsession

I'm lucky

[mrsleeve]

"I recently got engaged and my priorities have shifted" which = sell my car, end my hobby.

welcome to being an adult, enjoy your stay

[e30james325]

it really pisses me when there is some know-it-all or smart-asses around me. specially at work..

[rcsoundn1]

"I recently got engaged and my priorities have shifted" which = sell my car, end my hobby.