The Official *Things that piss you off* thread

[koalakid]

Washington drivers , lil bit of rain and OMG slow down 20 mph under the speed limit ! And rx7 drivers who like to show off and trying to drift an slamming them into a ditch taking out my mailbox lmao !

[estoguy]

Something I'm noticing lately when I drive... people won't turn off their high beams. I was sitting at a light last night, and this guy wouldn't turn off the high beams, even after I turned mine on, and I've got H4/H1's with all four running on high. They are pretty damn bright. Had to flash him several times, and he didn't turn them off until just before he passed me in the intersection. Asshat.

[Graebmw95]

Random boners..


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[flyboyx]

Same, and people at work have a tendency of recognizing who's shoes belong to whom. You get that awkward moment when this person realizes you are the one who's shit particulates they inhaled. ;D

my wife is like that. when she has to blast a duke, she will drive all the way home, drop one through the hoop, and then drive all the way back to work. her commute is almost 40 minutes each way. complete nonsense!

personally i own that pile of texan like a proud father. i couldn't give a rat's ass if the pope walks in while i am in the middle of giving anal birth. the smellier, louder, and more disgusting, the better as far as i am concerned. this way more people have the opportunity to appreciate my good work. its just shit. everyone shits.

a joke we like to play on other crew members: when you know the other pilot has to poop in the lav in flight, we usually pull the circuit breaker that activates the flush function. the next person that walks in the bathroom is pretty likely to know it was the pilot that left the little surprise in the bottom of the bowl.

my granddad was stationed on an aircraft carrier during world war 2. he told me a story once that the enlisted shitters were nothing but a big open room in the aft part of the ship maybe 2 decks down. he said that you had to sit on a bar and blast one into a little stream that flowed under you, to the back of the ship and out to sea. he said that often times around 8:30 in the morning there were up to 40 guys all perched over a bar shitting at the same time with no stalls or doors to give you any privacy. apparently, it sounded like a symphony of grunts, farts, plops, and such and smelled like you stuck your nose up a pig's ass.


speaking of which, i just thought everyone should know, i am heading to the bathroom to blast one right now. i was in mexico for the last couple days. should be nice and ready to go.

[george graves]

I hate it when I hear people honking as they drive by their friend's house. I hope they all fall penis first into a meat grinder.

[slaterd]

I dunno man.
I still have that shred of dignity that keeps me from unleashing the angry backlash of feces waiting to fire out of my body

Same, and people at work have a tendency of recognizing who's shoes belong to whom. You get that awkward moment when this person realizes you are the one who's shit particulates they inhaled. ;D

[Mr. Burns]

why the hell would you do that? just shit your ass out. its the shitter for christ's sake. people shit there. its what its for.

I dunno man.
I still have that shred of dignity that keeps me from unleashing the angry backlash of feces waiting to fire out of my body

[flyboyx]

When I'm in the middle of shitting and someone walks in the bathroom, gets in the stall next to me and I'm forced into a stall stall routine.

why the hell would you do that? just shit your ass out. its the shitter for christ's sake. people shit there. its what its for.

[Gordo0208]

When The Walking Dead takes 6 months break

[2mAn]

every time my brother calls me while he is taking a shit...

[Dozyproductions]

by that point I just make an introduction and just rid all shame.

[slaterd]

When I'm in the middle of shitting and someone walks in the bathroom, gets in the stall next to me and I'm forced into a stall stall routine.

[E30 Wagen]

That irony.

[Mr. Tasty]

people who stop at round-abouts, when there is no one to yield to.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Constipation.