How to ask your wife for a blowjob?

[Todd Black 88]

Yes Ill have her blowing me faster than Todd ejaculates in the pool boys anus

I got an RX from a doctor for oral sex once. All I had to do is ask

Why do you have to bring that up AGAIN! I couldn't help myself. It was just to much for me. Getting to rub my hands through your golden locks and penetrate your velvety sphincter, made me feel like a teenage boy left home alone with the Sears catalog and moms jar of lubriderm. Your lucky I lasted that long.

FWIW, the new pool boy is not as good as you were.

[blunttech]

Why do you have to bring that up AGAIN! I couldn't help myself. It was just to much for me. Getting to rub my hands through your golden locks and penetrate your velvety sphincter, made me feel like a teenage boy left home alone with the Sears catalog and moms jar of lubriderm. Your lucky I lasted that long.

FWIW, the new pool boy is not as good as you were.

Ill be back to insult you later Right now Im on Amazon shopping for Lubriderm

[ajhostetter]

Sex wouldn't be enjoyable if God intended it only for procreation. My wife is a "fundie," we've been married almost 9 years and I still get a Bj probably once a week-ish. Of course, I go down on her as much as she'll let me too, so reciprocation is key IMO


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[z31maniac]

Bahaha all these terrible sex stories make me grateful for my gf

Half of these are stuff out of movies. :p

[CorvallisBMW]

I fucking love you, R3v :)

Don't ever change.

[Nairb]

I've heard this one before, from the captain of our fishing boat off the coast of Lebanon. I was young and stupid then, and I was actually perplexed by the riddle at first. I immediately responded to Achraf "you just ask her." I thought I had it figured out.

Achraf smirked, and responded in his best English.. "you figure out, you now deity."

[flyboyx]

I've heard this one before, from the captain of our fishing boat off the coast of Lebanon. I was young and stupid then, and I was actually perplexed by the riddle at first. I immediately responded to Achraf "you just ask her." I thought I had it figured out.

Achraf smirked, and responded in his best English.. "you figure out, you now deity."

you lost me. heard what one?

[Dj Buttchug]

great thread op would read again

[Massimo]

[Eric]

works.

[BLACKCHARM88]

Are you like ten? Turn her on, do her orally then she'll probably return the favor

[cunninglinguist]

Ask her: "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[peter321]

you must never have encountered a fundie then or the extended fundie family of a semi normal person

hahah i love "fundie" I'm using that from now on

[BLACKCHARM88]

Lame thread is lame... Let it die in peace...

[estoguy]

Seriously, if she just won't do it, you need a new wife bro.