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    #31
    ^ request denied
    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

    IX being restored here

    Ix turbo build here

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      #32
      I guess it all depends on what your definition of "this" is.

      If "this" lasting more than one month meant the banning of 5Toes's username, you need to lick poop.

      If "this" lasting more than one month meant 5Toes the person staying away from r3vlimited because of his ban, then you're in the clear.

      But really, is there really a way to prove what the intent of your language is, one way or the other? I think not. But, let your conscience be your guide.

      You know what you meant. You seemed amenable to licking poop until 2mAn posted a possible exit strategy for you, so I'm of the opinion you knew exactly what you meant, and it was the former and not the latter.

      Originally posted by whysimon
      WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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        #33
        Sound statements, Fred. For you, I shall lick the shit.

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          #34
          :giggle:

          Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
          Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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            #35
            Lots of posts in here but still no poo licking.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Ryann View Post
              Sound statements, Fred. For you, I shall lick the shit.
              where am I sending it? I think I will eat some Indian food for the next few days
              Simon
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                #37
                Send your shit back up your ass. I'm calling the shots with the turd.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Ryann View Post
                  Send your shit back up your ass. I'm a PUSSY
                  Lorin


                  Originally posted by slammin.e28
                  The M30 is God's engine.

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                    #39
                    I think you need a real OG turd.

                    Like blunt, he's so old he farts dust. It might turn out as if it's like licking nothing at all.

                    Originally posted by whysimon
                    WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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                      #40
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                      Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                      88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                      92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                      88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                      88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                      87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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                        #41
                        Originally posted by Ryann View Post
                        I hereby temporarily suspend my commitment to lick.
                        Ban.

                        As well as Julien for not fulfilling his promise.
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                          #42
                          this is why I love r3v.
                          2014 Alpine White 335i MSport
                          (Daily Driver)
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                          2007 Black Sapphire Metallic E92 335i (6MT)
                          KW V2 Coilovers
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                            #43
                            LMK if yall need help with sourcing the turd. I've had Taco Bell 4 times in the past 3 days.

                            Warning: Turd may not be in solid form

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by scabzzzz View Post
                              LMK if yall need help with sourcing the turd. I've had Taco Bell 4 times in the past 3 days.

                              Warning: Turd may not be in solid form
                              If you are selected as the turd donator may I be so bold as to suggest an e10 washer bottle as a receptacle of your liquid poo?. I can drop ship one if you like
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                                #45
                                A caveat, no fossilized turds. My 9th grade Earth Science teacher licked a piece of prehistoric shit in class for the shock value. The only reason it was gross was because it was handled by half the class before he dragged it across his tongue. At this point it's a rock, so don't try to skate by on technicalities.

                                Lick on

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