Someone needs to lick a turd....

[nomansland92]

^ request denied

[FredK]

I guess it all depends on what your definition of "this" is.

If "this" lasting more than one month meant the banning of 5Toes's username, you need to lick poop.

If "this" lasting more than one month meant 5Toes the person staying away from r3vlimited because of his ban, then you're in the clear.

But really, is there really a way to prove what the intent of your language is, one way or the other? I think not. But, let your conscience be your guide.

You know what you meant. You seemed amenable to licking poop until 2mAn posted a possible exit strategy for you, so I'm of the opinion you knew exactly what you meant, and it was the former and not the latter.

[Ryann]

Sound statements, Fred. For you, I shall lick the shit.

[lambo]

:giggle:

[pandaboo911]

Lots of posts in here but still no poo licking.

[2mAn]

Sound statements, Fred. For you, I shall lick the shit.

where am I sending it? I think I will eat some Indian food for the next few days

[Ryann]

Send your shit back up your ass. I'm calling the shots with the turd.

[LJ851]

Send your shit back up your ass. I'm a PUSSY

[FredK]

I think you need a real OG turd.

Like blunt, he's so old he farts dust. It might turn out as if it's like licking nothing at all.

[flyboyx]

[z31maniac]

I hereby temporarily suspend my commitment to lick.

Ban.

As well as Julien for not fulfilling his promise.

[Mr. Tasty]

this is why I love r3v.

[scabzzzz]

LMK if yall need help with sourcing the turd. I've had Taco Bell 4 times in the past 3 days.

Warning: Turd may not be in solid form

[blunttech]

LMK if yall need help with sourcing the turd. I've had Taco Bell 4 times in the past 3 days.

Warning: Turd may not be in solid form

If you are selected as the turd donator may I be so bold as to suggest an e10 washer bottle as a receptacle of your liquid poo?. I can drop ship one if you like

[myinfernalbmw]

A caveat, no fossilized turds. My 9th grade Earth Science teacher licked a piece of prehistoric shit in class for the shock value. The only reason it was gross was because it was handled by half the class before he dragged it across his tongue. At this point it's a rock, so don't try to skate by on technicalities.

Lick on