Someone needs to lick a turd....

[ThatOneEuroE30]

some one better lick poo damnit

[Nesset]

Pics when it happens or perm ban.

[Stanley Rockafella]

maybe eat it instead? http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...eat-from-poop/

I'm never going anywhere near Asia for this reason alone

[Massimo]

2 pages and no poop licking....

Disappointed, I am.

If you don't get a licking some poop soon I am send this your way.

[myinfernalbmw]

2 pages and no poop licking....

Disappointed, I am.

If you don't get a licking some poop soon I am send this your way.

I'd rather lick a shit than eat that jarred Aussie toilet paste.

[Navarone]

Someone needs to lick a turd....

Not really. It's a statistical fact that 40% of r3v posts are made while pooping, 30% while waiting in line at Chipotle and 10% while doing both.

The remaining 20% of r3v posts come from Idaho.

This is true... Have you been collecting data on my bowel movement habits? Size, color, frequency?

[Stanley Rockafella]

fawk, I love Marmite

eat that stuff almost everyday. Best on toast!

[15Michaeljoseph]

Someone needs to lick a turd....

I have an idea. we'll get a group going, like a group buy. everyone who wants to be on the list sends in one slice of dookie. we'll then have a local ceremony where we spray a 32 gallon trash can with cooking spray, put the caca in there. shake it, bake it, and flip it. then we make him lick this glorious conglomerate monstrosity of a shit, and everyone's happy.


especially Ryann


--Mike

[Northern]

In for the shirt.

[LowR3V'in]

I haven't seen a white dog turd in many many years.
Now they're just black. IMO they stopped mixing in newspaper in the dry food.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Raw meat diet makes dog turds white. They also decompose fast and don't turn your yard into a mine field.

[stonea]

Raw meat diet makes dog turds white. They also decompose fast and don't turn your yard into a mine field.

hmm, I guess you learn something new everyday

[kickinindian]

i just keep thinking of the terrible pink eye he will have after this XD

[Exodus_2pt0]

No justice, no peace.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

This turd will never be licked and its depressing know