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    #61
    some one better lick poo damnit


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    1991 318i 4dr slick top


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    Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
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      #62
      Pics when it happens or perm ban.
      -1976 2002 daily (Sold)
      -1986 528e 5 speed daily

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        #63
        Originally posted by kickinindian View Post
        I'm never going anywhere near Asia for this reason alone
        If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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          #64
          2 pages and no poop licking....

          Disappointed, I am.

          If you don't get a licking some poop soon I am send this your way.

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            #65
            Originally posted by Massimo View Post
            2 pages and no poop licking....

            Disappointed, I am.

            If you don't get a licking some poop soon I am send this your way.

            I'd rather lick a shit than eat that jarred Aussie toilet paste.

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              #66
              Someone needs to lick a turd....

              Originally posted by BillBrasky View Post
              Not really. It's a statistical fact that 40% of r3v posts are made while pooping, 30% while waiting in line at Chipotle and 10% while doing both.

              The remaining 20% of r3v posts come from Idaho.

              This is true... Have you been collecting data on my bowel movement habits? Size, color, frequency?
              Last edited by Navarone; 02-21-2015, 06:07 PM.

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                #67
                fawk, I love Marmite

                eat that stuff almost everyday. Best on toast!
                If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                  #68
                  Someone needs to lick a turd....

                  I have an idea. we'll get a group going, like a group buy. everyone who wants to be on the list sends in one slice of dookie. we'll then have a local ceremony where we spray a 32 gallon trash can with cooking spray, put the caca in there. shake it, bake it, and flip it. then we make him lick this glorious conglomerate monstrosity of a shit, and everyone's happy.


                  especially Ryann


                  --Mike
                  (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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                    #69
                    In for the shirt.
                    Originally posted by priapism
                    My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                    Originally posted by shameson
                    Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                      #70
                      I haven't seen a white dog turd in many many years.
                      Now they're just black. IMO they stopped mixing in newspaper in the dry food.

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                        #71
                        Raw meat diet makes dog turds white. They also decompose fast and don't turn your yard into a mine field.
                        No E30 Club
                        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                        Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                          #72
                          Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0 View Post
                          Raw meat diet makes dog turds white. They also decompose fast and don't turn your yard into a mine field.
                          hmm, I guess you learn something new everyday
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                            #73
                            i just keep thinking of the terrible pink eye he will have after this XD

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                              #74
                              No justice, no peace.
                              No E30 Club
                              Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                              Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                                #75
                                This turd will never be licked and its depressing know


                                1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                                1991 318i 4dr slick top


                                Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                                Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                                Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                                Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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