Prank/Retaliation Thread

[dreamchasin]

I haven't frequented the forums much lately because it everyone seems to get offended. (i miss the NSFW red head thread)

With that being said, post your most ****ed up prank, retaliation or generally hilarious things you've done to someone. Maybe they deserved it, or maybe they didn't. :hitler:

I can't think of any on top of my head, except for when I took the ladder down from a roof at work while a co worker was still up there, loaded it on the truck and drove away. Yes I went back for him.

[flyboyx]

there are a few good ones here

https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=287420

[dreamchasin]

there are a few good ones here

https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho...d.php?t=287420

I remember that thread! Except this one isn't limited to co-workers.

[varg]

It is a co-worker thing but I had a problem with someone eating my snacks so I replaced the cream in some oreos with a mix of toothpaste and mayonnaise and glued the little packet shut. Never had the problem again. I like to mess with people so I've done a lot but I don't do fucked up pranks, just deserved ones.

[FredK]

^HAHAHA that was well-deserved.

[dreamchasin]

definitely well deserved lol

[MrBurgundy]

I put a hit of acid in my friends beer at a bar

[dreamchasin]

I put a hit of acid in my friends beer at a bar

:rippedoff:

[Joe G]

Hmmm - I have a very long history of pranks.

One of my favorites:

Tuna Phone
When I was in college we had dorm room phones (the old school kind that had an unscrew-able ear piece and mouth piece. Anyway, one night before I embarked on the 10+ hour drive (in a snow storm) to go home for Xmas break my buddies across the hall were up super late, being loud and annoying, so I decided to make them pay.

I simply took the phone in my room off the receiver, unscrewed the ear piece, and stuffed the entire phone with canned tuna fish, then re-assembled it. I walked across the hall and switched my phone with my buddies while they were distracted with their Xbox game. I wished them a good Xmas break and then got some sleep.

After 4 weeks of Xmas break, their room REEKED. It was bad. You'd walk into the room (phone was immediately next to the door) and get hit in the face with rotten, disgusting, tuna smell.

After 1 week back they still couldn't find the source. So I caved and told them. They never kept me up late again.

[MrBurgundy]

^ thats a good one lol



I used to work with a guy that was obsessed with cigarettes. I would always hide them and I'd laugh watching him relentlessly look for them. One day, I thought to myself, I can't keep doing the same old shit, so I took his brand new pack of cigs and cut each one individually and super glued them back together. He was lighting one after the other and sucking the shit out of each one without any luck haha.

[Cre8tivPro]

How to treat an idiot with "LOVE"

So I was getting ready to go to Kiev,Ukraine and was looking at hiring a tour guide who spoke English. I found this hot tour guide and we arranged a means to communicate on Viber. A few weeks before my trip this bitch starts asking me to send her hair products, perfume, and all sorts of shit to “guarantee” she will be my tour guide. If not, she would not show up at airport, take me to my hotel or show me the city. I told her to eat shit. So I contacted another tour guide and found the first bitch had put me on a blacklist with tour agencies in Kiev including the Chernobyl tour I had booked. They all cancelled my bookings. So, I told this bitch “ok, ok you got me baby, yeah, I’ll send you what you want as long as you guarantee my safe travel and book all the tour tickets”. She was like “oh you’re so wonderful and yes please do send to me and what I really want is this hair creme that’s the best”. It was some semi-expensive hair leave-in hair creme/conditioner. When I saw this...I developed an idea.
In short, I bought it, shipped it to my house and mixed it with hair remover. Cleaned it, repackaged it and shipped it to her”. She was sending me hot photos of her saying thank you baby I love it and can’t wait for you to feel how soft my hair is!”. After a few days, I received hate message after hate message on Viber from this bitch. Turns out, she used the product and slept with it in her hair under a towel to "super condition her hair" and in the morning she was missing handfuls of hair.
In the end, I found and booked a super-cool tour guide for my trip.

I'll post photos of the making of the concoction....

[flyboyx]

hahaha!!! she looks like a shallow money grubbing cunt. i guess she will have to put her prostitution career on hold while her hair grows back.

nice body though i wonder how many thousand dicks she's sucked?

[MrBurgundy]

holy fuck that is savage dude hahaha

[ThatOneEuroE30]

I would of railed her then got my revenge lol. She looks like pecker wrecker

[MR E30 325is]

holy fuck that is savage dude hahaha

Agreed.

And then it sounds like he traveled to the area!! Phew. #HellaSavage