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  • Das Delfin
    R3VLimited
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293

    #16
    speaking of sterile, how about the tone in this thread

    My dad had it done after my second sister was born. I've never really felt the need to, but I try my best not to date crazies. With all the different kinds of bc around, I don't really see it happening. Plus medical complications etc etc


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    • Stanley Rockafella
      R3V Elite
      • Aug 2011
      • 4056

      #17
      One time I used a live rattlesnake as a condom.

      true story.
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      • kickinindian
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        • Jan 2012
        • 2327

        #18
        Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella
        One time I used a live rattlesnake as a condom.

        true story.
        mmmmm kinky

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        • flyboyx
          R3V OG
          • Sep 2008
          • 8371

          #19
          anyone ever try those sheepskin condoms? it was kind of like tossing a smelly, greasy garbage bag on your dick held on with a rubber band at the base. how the hell were those ever a thing?

          as to the subject of this thread, my wife and i have been doing the catholic "rythum method" for the last 14 years or so that we have been together. no booboo's so far. since she is almost 50 at this point, i am assuming we won't need to bother with it much longer.
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          • ajhostetter
            E30 Fanatic
            • Apr 2013
            • 1218

            #20
            I was ready to do it when our 3rd was born, but my wife was like...hmmm no. She's had 3 miscarriages so I understood. She said she'd be fine with me getting one 9 months before her 40th birthday as her present. Found out #4 was on the way AND I needed hernia surgery while she was pregant, she quickly agreed to me getting a twofer.
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            • Exodus_2pt0
              R3V Elite
              • Dec 2011
              • 5943

              #21
              Originally posted by flyboyx
              anyone ever try those sheepskin condoms? it was kind of like tossing a smelly, greasy garbage bag on your dick held on with a rubber band at the base. how the hell were those ever a thing?

              as to the subject of this thread, my wife and i have been doing the catholic "rythum method" for the last 14 years or so that we have been together. no booboo's so far. since she is almost 50 at this point, i am assuming we won't need to bother with it much longer.
              It works!

              But, from experience... When she says you are out of the window, don't say "One day won't make a difference" and keep on plowing.

              We did this for 3 years, then I said one day won't make a difference. And we had our first.

              Wouldn't change it though. That kid made a man out of me.
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              • kickinindian
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                • Jan 2012
                • 2327

                #22
                heh so plot twist my wife is preggers again......fuuuuuuuu

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                • flyboyx
                  R3V OG
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 8371

                  #23
                  Originally posted by kickinindian
                  heh so plot twist my wife is preggers again......fuuuuuuuu
                  good job fucker! (literally). congratulations!
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                  • kickinindian
                    R3VLimited
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 2327

                    #24
                    Originally posted by flyboyx
                    good job fucker! (literally). congratulations!

                    :rippedoff::rippedoff:
                    yea....thanks

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                    • Kershaw
                      R3V OG
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 11822

                      #25
                      It's on the list of things to do. I'll get it done eventually since I don't want kids.
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                      • z31maniac
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                        • Dec 2007
                        • 17566

                        #26
                        Never had the snip. I'm just assuming I'm shooting blanks anyway, since condoms are lame and I haven't knocked anyone up.
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                        • Rob
                          Moderator
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 8166

                          #27
                          Originally posted by kickinindian
                          heh so plot twist my wife is preggers again......fuuuuuuuu
                          did you get the follow up test? Or have you had any Fedex/UPS deliveries lately?
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                          • Melon
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Mar 2018
                            • 1311

                            #28
                            I need to get the snip snip. Mrs. Melon has a lovely daughter from a previous relationship, but we don't want any mini melons of our own.
                            I do things.

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                            • kickinindian
                              R3VLimited
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 2327

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Rob
                              did you get the follow up test? Or have you had any Fedex/UPS deliveries lately?
                              Lol I took the 6 week test and I still got the men marching to the front so it's definitely me, my wife never leaves me alone so I know it's not anyone else

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                              • bmwman91
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 3128

                                #30
                                Originally posted by kickinindian
                                Lol I took the 6 week test and I still got the men marching to the front so it's definitely me, my wife never leaves me alone so I know it's not anyone else

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                                Do you get a refund on the snip? Also, how did the "snip" fail exactly? I always assumed that the tubes were severed or something.

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